• kboos1@lemmy.world
    5·
    15 小时前

    Interesting theory, except that if you can fart on command then you probably won’t have to worry about accidentally farting.

    • Akrenion@slrpnk.net
      2·
      11 小时前

      This is a logical fallacy. Just because I can will it to happen does not mean I can will it not to.

      • kboos1@lemmy.world
        1·
        7 小时前

        Indeed my good person, now that we have proven that fart accidents are real, let’s go back to farting and blaming it in the dog

        • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works
          1·
          3 小时前

          Owning up to your own farts proudly is how one discovers true power.

          Blaming the dog is to hide behind a falsehood, in fear of the truth.

          The truth is, I farted, and it’s real nasty, and I’m real proud of it. I own this, such that none may wield it against me.