• Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world
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    Vegetable suppositories are well known to enhance vitamin and mineral absorption. For example, zucchini, which has been peeled, carved in the shape of a buttplug, and inserted rectally, will have 95% absorption for vitamin c, vitamin a, AND… vitamin kink!

    Shoving veggies up your butt has never been more beneficial. Veggie suppositories, a whole new way to better health!

    (thanks Grok!)