This is a buzzword bingo card. Listen to presentations, circle words, scream bingo at a random time during said presentation scaring the living fuck out of all the people on their phones not paying attention to said presentation.
IT version: Only use the first letter from each word and check how long it takes until someone even asks what it stands for.
Then say what it stands for and give them a look like they’re a dumbass for needing to ask.
Yeah, Karen, the PRC. 👀 You know, the Parallel Reciprocal Concept? 👁️👁️
I’m too old -_-
This thing didn’t help at all
https://www.wikihow.com/What-Does-Smt-MeanI’ll go with the k-pop group
Synchronized Management Time Phase
Parallel digital hardware might be the most sensible phrase you can pull from that, at least it’s vaguely meaningful.
Updated for your random rolling pleasure (link to roll 3d10). I got Responsive Third Generation Contingency.
d10 Column 1 Column 2 Column 3 1 Integrated Management Options 2 Total Organisational Flexibility 3 Systemized Monitored Capability 4 Parallel Reciprocal Mobility 5 Functional Digital Programming 6 Responsive Logistical Concept 7 Optional Transitional Time Phase 8 Synchronised Incremental Projection 9 Compatible Third Generation Hardware 10 Balanced Policy Contingency Optional Reciprocal Flexibility. It’s the name of the game in today’s business.
Responsive Digital Flexibility.
Sounds plausible enough.
These phrases are great cuz they always mean “our plan to fire workers”
