“Please be an early adopter, otherwise we might run out of money if you wait for the technology to mature and sufficient use cases to emerge”

Updated for your random rolling pleasure (link to roll 3d10). I got Responsive Third Generation Contingency.

For a fresher perspective

It’s-a-me, Rario!

“You can’t trust blind tests for audio, that’s the wrong sense bro. You need double deaf studies, obvs.”

This will not be a case of double negative cancelling out

Instead of take-a-penny leave-a-penny, close-a-door open-a-door

Does it charge extra to the last person that used the Waymo to cover the cost? Because if not, might as well just leave the door open every time, now you’re a job creator.

Big “who’s on first” vibes

Only 75 duck-sized horses instead of 100? Man, shrinkflation strikes again.

It’s just a promise of violence that’s enacted and police are basically an occupying army, you know what I mean?

Hello Streisand Effect, thank you for introducing me to yet another game I hadn’t heard of otherwise

What in the AI slop is this

* turns around *
Huh?

Love that for EU

If you find a replay of the whole game, don’t bother with anything but the 4th quarter. But honestly the whole thing is pretty skippable unless you’re a Seahawks fan

Uncensored

Some bad news for you there chief, blocking someone only stops you from seeing their posts/comments, they can still see what you’ve posted/commented and vote/reply as normal. It’s less “our paths won’t cross again” and more “I’ll be putting my head in the sand now so I don’t see you approaching”

As if people are just supposed to stand around smiling like loons at all times for no reason

We need tariffs on imported prostitutes, support the domestic sex worker industry!

^{/s but kinda not}