• MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
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    9 hours ago

    I think about this everytime someone reference this buffoon.

    Joe Rogan is like some barbarian Khan from the steppes that took an interest in intellectual things and his podcast is basically him bringing slightly nervous scholars and magicians to come before him to explain how the world works

    “glasses man, you explain to Joe why sky big, and how tree grow” but he will also believe almost anything you tell him, and only recently (in the past few years) does he clap back like

    “Tiny hat man say otherwise, do you lie to Joe? tiny hat man say fat not bad for you, that sugar is enemy, so which is truth? Joe thinks you are wrong” and people just nervously go

    “oh-oh ok h-Haha yeah i guess so”

    “Joe spend many moons on horseback and training with bow and arrow, but Joe also wonder why skyfire rise from mountains every morning, you will explain this to Joe”

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      53 minutes ago

      I loved this greentext! That was back when people even had a shred of respect for the dude. People LIKED the dumb ass barbarian khan with questions. Way more than this free wheeling granola deepstate fuck

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          27 minutes ago

          And profited from it. Heinously. Really don’t think dude even believes anything, he’ll just do the “simple barbarian khan” act for whoever’s paying and then chimp out on anyone who tells him one of his spirit animals never existed