• TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today
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    6 hours ago

    Sometimes I just sigh and think to myself, gosh, I wish life wasn’t so turgid and veiny with a huge bulbous head and pre-cum dripping down the shaft.

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      3 hours ago

      I wish my life didn’t throw so many hard curves at me. Sometimes I feel like i’m endlessly bouncing around, and it’s not always fulfilling.

      And then when life stops being hard it just feels… Too dry? It irritates me.