Ancient language is still the bread-and-butter of mainframe systems

  • rem26_art@fedia.io
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    Anthropic has announced COBOL-specific functionality for its Claude AI bot, and IBM’s investors responded with a resounding 13% drop in stock prices.

    IBM’s investors really have no clue what COBOL is or why it’s still in relevant, do they?

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      Yeah give me an hour or two with the documentation and I could write COBOL, look out IBM stocks! Will it be elegant or even coherent COBOL? No. Will it at least not contain heaps of in-built time bombs in the form of bugs and security flaws? Also no, but I could write it. As the other commenter said, fuck with the COBOL wizards at your own peril.