He: Looks like he is wearing someone else’s face over his face. Texas chainsaw massacre vibes. Pornstache, naturally.
She: Appears to have fallen out of the womb in 1913 with a cigarette in her mouth. Needs desperately to get something done to her hair.
When they combine (I don’t wanna think about it) they produce SuperPedo! The supervillain who (with his friends Vlad and Bibi) will destroy the USA and much of the world!
This is them on their wedding day… What the fuck happend to them, they looked normal. I suppose eating and raping children does that to you.
I mean, this photo was clearly taken like 200 years before that pic in the original post.
Also, photo esiting was a thing even back then.