• ickplant@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    But it doesn’t scare away creampies, it invites them? Or am I missing something? It scares away sperm in the creampies, sure… but that’s just a part of a creampie, not all of it.

    Jesus, I can’t believe I typed all of this out. Should I delete it? Probably. I’m not going to though.

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      11 hours ago

      You’re right, though. It’s a baby scarecrow. A…scarefetus? That’s literally its one job, scare away fetuses from implanting.

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      23 hours ago

      i mean, i appreciate you going through the effort of sharing the thought process. it saves one of us doing it and you know we would