• FenrirIII@lemmy.world
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    15 hours ago

    Your wife is much happier with me now and the children are already calling me dad. It’s time to move on.

    • ToTheGraveMyLove@sh.itjust.works
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      2 hours ago

      Fuck, I WAS MARRIED!? This toothless guy keeps trying to wrap a bit of twine around my finger and cuddle me when I’m passed out. If I know I’m single now, I might as well go for it. Wish me luck!