MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoAn old excuselemmy.worldimagemessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up1757
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minus-squareHolyginz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up39·1 day agoThat fucker would be nowhere near heaven, let’s be real.
minus-squareAbsurdly Stupid @lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 hours agoHe could have prayed to Jesus right before dying, though! As long as he really means it Sorry, I don’t make the goofy ass heaven rules, take it up with the magic bird
minus-squareZozano@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·16 hours agoHard disagree. God loves genocidal maniacs, he himself is one.
minus-squarehow_we_burned@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up9·14 hours ago God loves genocidal maniacs To paraphrase…God has a hard-on for the US military because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls!
minus-squareZozano@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·13 hours agoAlmost certainly. The fresh souls of god fearing soldiers! But those scum over there who never had the chance to worship the correct god will go to hell
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·21 hours agoYes he would. Hell is where the cool kids go. Are you asserting saddam is cool enough to hang out with genghis khan, liberace and Satan? I think not.
minus-squaresome_random_nick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·19 hours agoNot to the final circle, no. But somewhere on top with all the petty criminals, yes.
That fucker would be nowhere near heaven, let’s be real.
He could have prayed to Jesus right before dying, though! As long as he really means it
Sorry, I don’t make the goofy ass heaven rules, take it up with the magic bird
Hard disagree. God loves genocidal maniacs, he himself is one.
To paraphrase…God has a hard-on for the US military because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls!
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Almost certainly.
The fresh souls of god fearing soldiers!
But those scum over there who never had the chance to worship the correct god will go to hell
Yes he would. Hell is where the cool kids go. Are you asserting saddam is cool enough to hang out with genghis khan, liberace and Satan? I think not.
Not to the final circle, no. But somewhere on top with all the petty criminals, yes.