If it doesn’t block the stairway, it works. It’s essentially a fixed bench that looks quirky.

I was dating a Mayan girl once, but it didn’t work out.

She said I wasn’t prepared to make sacrifices.

The death penalty sounds more metal, though, so tough-on-crime types instinctively favour it.

If there is DRM, you’re only renting it. You may be renting it until further notice for a one-off payment, but your lease could be unilaterally revoked at any time. The supplier framing your lease as a purchase is at the very least being misleading.

Stochastic parrot does what stochastic parrot does.

It is commonly believed that koalas are perpetually drunk due to the eucalyptus oil from the leaves they eat fermenting in their guts.

fake: 4chan poster has a husband

You can still go to the premature ejaculation support group. There’s no dress code.

throw an Indian router, an Israeli router and a Turkish router into the chain for extra security

Maybe they should of asked someone

OK, now for the second 40 days

An ordinary day on 4chan

Carnival this year is pretty dark.

I think they’re a band

Heavy-handed metaphor is heavy-handed

In a parallel universe, the word for paywall is “billgate”

French pronunciation works by geological principles: over the years, what looks like an intricate arrangement of vowels and consonants gets eroded and folded down to what’s essentially a nuanced grunt.

If all else fails, maybe fire some oranges at it.

That’s not really socialism, given that it is not universally distributed but depends on one’s social connections. A socialist system would have impersonal mechanisms for catching those who fall through the cracks due to not knowing enough people to ask for and repay favours. (And those people do exist: “everyone knows a guy with a truck” except perhaps for a socially isolated shut-in or someone who does not speak the language, or someone who does not fit in with the community in their truck catchment radius.)

At some point the meaning of the baseball cap worn backwards flipped from “streetwise hepcat who can probably breakdance and/or scratch and is handy with a spraycan” to “basic macho dude”