Gabe: will nobody rid me of this troublesome AI CEO?

Maybe he accepted Jesus right at the end.

Tell me why

Insert wheezing laugh voiceover

Artillery it is then.

Aurenkin is not in the pleasers file. This incident will be reported.

Horniness cannot be destroyed by any craft we here possess.

Get him to watch The Dish

You might have to upgrade your PC for this one (/s)

As punishment, they must supply RAM for the Steam Deck and Steam Machine.

Sorry about the RAM prices but we needed it to make you unemployed, thank you for understanding.

I’ll give you a dollar … to shut up!

Did the free solo guy carry a TV back down?

Rich people always win. I don’t think there’s really more to it than that but I could be wrong.

Thanks for letting us know

Everybody look under your car!

I take off my robe and wizard hat

The only true wisdom is in knowing that you know.

A tender chicken would be a nice change from the jerk chicken I had the other day.

After the Earth is engulfed by the sun: well, no point doing it now, lucky I didn’t waste my time on it.