Everybody look under your car!

I take off my robe and wizard hat

The only true wisdom is in knowing that you know.

A tender chicken would be a nice change from the jerk chicken I had the other day.

After the Earth is engulfed by the sun: well, no point doing it now, lucky I didn’t waste my time on it.

A little unambitious for the omnipotent creator of the universe I would say. I’d have at least gone for a four day week if I were God, maybe even said something against slavery if I was feeling especially benevolent.

God could only manage one day a week, unions got two.

Calories in calories out is one of those things that’s technically true but useless. Fast food is designed to be morish and addictive and is very calorie dense as others have said. So technically 3000 calories is 3000 calories no matter where it comes from but if you’re actually interested in your health and losing weight the specific food you eat is going to make a huge difference to your ability to actually succeed long term.

But yeah, calories in calories out. That doesn’t mean all food is the same.

Thank God you commented or I would have thought this was real.

🎶 Glory hole 🎶 🎶 Where strangers become friends 🎶

It’s got what nonnas crave.

Never forget the treason for the season.

Doesn’t matter that you can try the game for free several times a year either. Stop having fun! Grrrrr!

/s

That’s some low self esteem shit, I hope you get better.

It’s easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than to provide compelling evidence for heaven.

Sorry couldn’t resist a bit of a jab but yes I feel like this is something a lot of believers seem to just forget when it comes to the rich people cynically exploiting their religion for selfish gain.

One must imagine itsy bitsy happy

no u

Hmm… sounds an awful lot like gender affirming care

From memory yes but the contents of your home directory are inaccessible until you enter your password via a popup. For whole drive encryption probably not.