Horniness cannot be destroyed by any craft we here possess.

Get him to watch The Dish

You might have to upgrade your PC for this one (/s)

As punishment, they must supply RAM for the Steam Deck and Steam Machine.

Sorry about the RAM prices but we needed it to make you unemployed, thank you for understanding.

I’ll give you a dollar … to shut up!

Did the free solo guy carry a TV back down?

Rich people always win. I don’t think there’s really more to it than that but I could be wrong.

Thanks for letting us know

Everybody look under your car!

I take off my robe and wizard hat

The only true wisdom is in knowing that you know.

A tender chicken would be a nice change from the jerk chicken I had the other day.

After the Earth is engulfed by the sun: well, no point doing it now, lucky I didn’t waste my time on it.

A little unambitious for the omnipotent creator of the universe I would say. I’d have at least gone for a four day week if I were God, maybe even said something against slavery if I was feeling especially benevolent.

God could only manage one day a week, unions got two.

Calories in calories out is one of those things that’s technically true but useless. Fast food is designed to be morish and addictive and is very calorie dense as others have said. So technically 3000 calories is 3000 calories no matter where it comes from but if you’re actually interested in your health and losing weight the specific food you eat is going to make a huge difference to your ability to actually succeed long term.

But yeah, calories in calories out. That doesn’t mean all food is the same.

Thank God you commented or I would have thought this was real.

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