I decompiled the kernel

Does the cruncher know my birthdate though :p

This reminded me of…

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/OpenCola_(drink)

We like to mix water and electricity anyway, like pipewire

If you can afford and you want, the only argument I can put forward is less ewaste if you give a second life to the many very decent professional thinkpads that are retired every year. My employer is now going for a 5 year renewal cycle, used to be 3 for a long time. Unfortunately I couldn’t even buy back mine when it expired because it is a lease subcontract. It had an i5 7th gen and 32gb ram, was buttery smooth even running windows and I dreamt of running Linux on these.

S/he thought it might mean Mi6

He does a sudo face

Hannah Montana Linux is behind you