Paying with cash is the acceptable face of tax evasion

They also put shaving cream on his balls

As a prophylactic?

At this point it seems like the Iranians are more trustworthy. They’ve warned the Americans each time what would happen if attacked and followed through.

Is the hairstyle a regulation?

It took me about 40 years to finally realise how much privilege has been bestowed upon me. It’s a very strange thing to view personal historical events through this lens. I don’t regret anything, the opposite in fact, it’s a source personal development.

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Pete Kegsbreath

Survival of the fattest

One thing that seemingly doesn’t rely on the internet is Iran’s masterful ability to make the American bullies look criminally stupid. It’s already hugely impressive, imagine what they could do with a bit of WiFi.

Approximately 0.1 years out of 3 billion years, truly a crisis. Precisely what people occupied themselves with for 3 billion years before the internet existed we may never know. Some claim they spent quite considerable time as single cell organisms, then multicellular aquatic organisms, until the species reached it’s apogee, a flabby orange real estate pedo fraudster.

You wouldn’t download a grocery

mmmmmm, TACO

Switch to tagging transactions as ‘real estate fraud’, ‘financial instrument fraud’, ‘fake university’, ‘epstein party fund’

We don’t prosecute these things.

Don’t believe their lies. The attack on Iran was a war crime and now the English are complicit in that crime.

mmmmm, TACO

Sure would be a pity if they dropped it.

Statues tend to be quite heavy.

The bondulance can wait, I’m having a stroke.

I want to ban everything conservatives and corporations love. All drugs legal except alcohol, ban billionaires, ban lobbying, keep doing that until their heads explode.

We know that social media is designed to be addictive and needs to be regulated the same way any addictive or dangerous substance or activity should be. Harm reduction and education is the best way in general.