This feels contrary to the spirit of the union. We’ve gone from including everyone and respecting minorities to being so fearful of our internal enemies that we are willing to throw our liberty and freedom away on the notion that it will solve the problems.

Draw a picture of Santa Clarita except in this timeline they are still prescribing thalidomide

What happened to those kids, is Santa Clarita a nuclear waste storage site?

President Donald J Trump

Is Trump-Hitler2028 still available? I will settle for hotBillionaireGulag.

Turns out Balloon Land is a gigantic plastic waste island floating in the ocean.

This was the reason I left a career in academia and went back to engineering. The university enabled feckless plagiarising students and didn’t support the lecturers that upheld values. Okay then, good luck with your diploma mill bullshit, I’m going to literally double my wages and halve my stress by leaving.

ISO datetime, let’s goooooo YYYYMMDDHHmmSS

The union jack would be appropriate but I feel that it does a disservice to the Scottish and Welsh. Imperialism was always an English pathology.

Wait, wut

Autism Powers 4

Might be cheaper to find a diplomatic solution

BMW used to be king arsehole of UK roads, back in the 1990s. This mantle was usurped by Audi in the new millennium but not everywhere it seems.

Paying with cash is the acceptable face of tax evasion

They also put shaving cream on his balls

As a prophylactic?

At this point it seems like the Iranians are more trustworthy. They’ve warned the Americans each time what would happen if attacked and followed through.

Is the hairstyle a regulation?

It took me about 40 years to finally realise how much privilege has been bestowed upon me. It’s a very strange thing to view personal historical events through this lens. I don’t regret anything, the opposite in fact, it’s a source personal development.

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