I know the answer to “has someone stuck their dick in that before” is always yes, BUT what I want to know is how many have.
I want to interview a man who got hornet stings on his dick.
I want that man to run the space force.
Enthusiastic about booty. Preferably not Hank Hill’s.
I know the answer to “has someone stuck their dick in that before” is always yes, BUT what I want to know is how many have.
I want to interview a man who got hornet stings on his dick.
I want that man to run the space force.
I want to semi-adopt an opossum someday. I want to chill on the deck with him while eating bratwursts.
I’m just here for the perjury
Luckily that man is packing enough for us all