Now show me Alien if it had been released in 1999 instead.

Aborts after 5 seconds, realizing the entertainment value will be pretty much entirely laughing at the ridiculous things it got wrong which is already old

And electrically, if they are able to drive speakers, that same signal can drive headphones. It just needs the port.

Tbh I’m surprised they still supported it on the pixel 10.

You mean stay in the bank and take hostages?

Go to the roof of a skyscraper and throw it all over the side towards the busiest street.

Someone must have clicked a link and it wasn’t a training email. Then entered their information.

Ged’s gonna be pissed!

Lol at that age I remember my daughter thinking Mario Kart was like a movie where you picked your character and their vehicle, then watched them race (because auto steer and accelerate were on, which is good enough to finish middle of the pack, at least for 50cc).

These days she spends most of her gaming time on Minecraft.

Try turning the lights out and vacuuming using only that light. Probably doesn’t make much of a difference on carpet, though.

The dangly parts aren’t that far back.

Yeah, and that’s probably more likely, since this isn’t likely going to be making a big impact either way.

Yeah, this comic is poorly written. First she literally asked who was the “fairest”, second I’m side eyeing the idea that she’d care about those concerns and would be the “good one” between her and the mirror. Sure, there’s a bunch of story villains that are actually more relatable than the heroes of their stories but the queen from Snow White was just a cartoon villain. And a despot that orders the assassination of a young girl for daring to look better than her isn’t raising what looks like leftist (or at least social liberal) talking points about beauty standards and racism.

Based on this, I think this might be conservative propaganda dressed up as “woman can’t be wrong” propaganda.

I’m trying to nudge my daughter into playing it, but I guess I shared too many other interesting looking games with the family. A Game About Digging A Hole caught her eye first lol.

Reported for trying to guess forbidden knowledge.

Yeah but the song is about someone who is NOT a fortunate son. Or a senator’s son.

Aperture Science doesn’t test on animals, all tests are ethically done on humans, of which I am one who is definitely still alive after finishing all the tests and full of cake.

For a long time, their value proposition was “use us because what else can you do?” Trying to monololize the gaming industry by buying up whatever good studios they can is just a part of that.

One time I was promised cake if I just did a series of tests on a prototype, though the tests seemed more like they were testing my problem solving skills rather than the prototype itself.

Anyways, the cake was great, so delicious and moist.

It was overall a very rewarding experience that I recommend everyone sign up for.

How much could a banana cost, a million dollars??

The person with this specific complaint didn’t make this comic, they just replaced the text in the 3rd panel.