You might regret that when you wake up on a life raft in the middle of the ocean with a family of just as confused German tourists, as your subconscious has predicted and is trying to prepare you for.
You might regret that when you wake up on a life raft in the middle of the ocean with a family of just as confused German tourists, as your subconscious has predicted and is trying to prepare you for.


email: If you don’t forward this message to 4 friends, there will be a school shooting!
ChatGPT: forwards email Crisis averted!
ChatGPT on 3 of the 4 friend accounts: forwards email Crisis averted!
ChatGPT on other friend account: If you want to pull off a successful school shooting, you need to <6 points of advice: 3 eerily on point, 2 irrelevant or obvious, 1 likely to blow up in face>
KP: We have successfully averted 4.166666 school shootings, but might have caused 0.844444 school shootings, for a net of 3.322222 school shootings prevented!


Yeah, I kinda wish the site generated a hash or something because I’ve got an extension that fakes the canvas results, but the site says those identifiers are unique for me… But are they the same unique (which indicates the extension isn’t doing anything) or different each time (which might even make the others less useful if it aggregates everything?
I did notice earlier today that the YouTube recommendations were all actually related to the video I was currently watching instead of it trying to get me to go down a rabbit hole I’ve already been down even logged out, like it does on my desktop where I haven’t installed that extension.


I like that they covered all the possibilities for the do not track flag, as I saw it as useless from the very start, as by then I realized the honour system didn’t mean shit and it would just be another piece of data.


Yeah, the :P version includes some mischievousness that the icons don’t capture. It’s like banter vs goofing around. They are similar but not quite the same, so the icons miss the mark.
For me, it kinda personifies the whole corporate approach to existence, where their understanding is close but also misses the point in very fundamental ways. Like a charicature of itself.


Which will make identity theft profitable but in a subtle way that won’t show up in credit reports.
If grey’s other opportunity didn’t work out, they probably would have unashamedly reached out to green again for a new date, if that exchange hadn’t happened.
Non-zero chance they will anyways, especially if grey is a guy.
Though I had a woman get surprised and upset when I declined a 3rd reschedule after she went uncommunicative twice when I asked the “we still on today?”. Apparently she didn’t have a mobile plan or internet at home and had to go to some public WiFi to communicate and both times had shit come up with her kids, though the second time was her son’s birthday party, which isn’t something that generally just pops up on you by surprise. It’s not even punishment, just the emotional rollercoaster before we even had a first date killed any interest in having a good relationship with her, just like that cancelation message in the OP would have.
Though if that were the case, I’d figure they’d clear that up rather than no reply and posting the screenshot.


I think the screwup started when companies stopped rewarding loyalty and instead aimed for capitalizing on laziness and lockin, giving the discounts up front to attract subscribers in the hopes of keeping them in a more expensive subscription afterwards.
I think the streaming sites could turn it around by instead offering a discounted rate after you’ve been subscribing for x months.
I’ve seen all the other numbers for the least significant digit up here in Canada.
Though $7.11 per L would be crazy.
Lol yeah, I should have included that the emotional immaturity was such that they believed wanting revenge on a group for things they had nothing to do with or for reasons of jealousy/envy was normal. It was an attempt to continue your joke that the story creators were didn’t even have the logic to consider that angle.
Or they were smart enough to make up horrifying stories that would stick with people and prevent them from doing dumb shit like going to play in a swamp and just saying “don’t play in swamps” will make some people even more likely to play in swamps to prove they can.
They come from a time before people realized that revenge was an endless cycle. Like the old testament was full of that, where good and evil were mostly framed in terms of “good people are us, evil people are our enemies, and it is good to cause suffering to the evil people. Also, sometimes circumstances make one of us evil, until we stone them or something”.


Hmm this is reminding me of something… Something that happened during the lead up to an event that happened about 25 years ago…


You might as well just put all those emails into a hat and pull out random ones. Or maybe categorize them first and pick from the hats your feature falls under.
Try this: ask the AI how useful it is to ask an AI for “synthetic user feedback” and it will probably even tell you why this particular task is particularly stupid for an LLM. Ok, I tried it with Haiku, you might need to follow up with a question that mentions that experience and implementation specifics matter but aren’t going to be in the context window before it will give an in-depth explanation about why this approach is a waste of resources, though using an AI to help summarize the important problem areas users want addressed can work, it just won’t be able to tell you how you did.
By whose authority!?
I’m a BANANA.
My guess is small town. Accidents aren’t an everyday occurance, when one happens word gets around. Drivers or staff could be friends with first responders or even be first responders if they are volunteer firefighters (I know someone who ended up responding when their ex went in the ditch and got a DUI).
Or maybe a driver drove past the wreck and recognized the car.


A moment of horrified silence for the scrotums/labia of the 18 scientists that collectively discovered this. Their sacrifices will not be forgotten.
Oops, the AI controlling the magnets just deleted the database with the records, but it says it is very sorry.
And AI is going to put that into overdrive.
For a little while, I helped with some intern and recent grad interviews and holy shit some people didn’t have a clue. Had one guy on a remote interview that had a friend there helping him answer questions. It was obvious because he didn’t even mute his mic and we could hear them. And it was extra pathetic because his friend wasn’t even feeding him anything useful, like Bevis was helping Butthead with a software engineering interview.
We had a short break and when we resumed, he had at least figured out to mute his mic between questions (not that that helped, as muting yourself frequently when you’re one of the main speakers in the meeting alone is a red flag without some reason that should be obvious when it isn’t muted). Only resumed because I was fairly new to interviewing, if I got one of those today (and still did interviews), I would have ended it early.
Funny how you use the term “banana republic” to mean “corruption that wasn’t in the US” when the situation that coined the term was created by American imperialism in the first place.
Edit: not disagreeing with you btw, just found that specific use of words ironic, given the background.