Just the other day there was a comment about a horse going crazy to the point of death because a paper lantern landed in its pasture. While the thread overall did convince me that releasing them is an asshole thing to do (another comment mentioned one burnt down a hay barn near them and it clicked just how stupid it is to just fly a candle surrounded in paper out to land where it will), it didn’t do horse intelligence reputation any favours.










Kinda sexist. I know it’s a joke and you’re just trying to get a rise out of them, but why not try to get a (bigger) rise out of the men in the family, too?
You could also confuse the hell out of the dogs in the family for a few seconds.