unless spoken to

Also, don’t listen!

rreview

Hey! I made this in GIMP and you make yours too! There are no actual sharks in any German forest, even stock ones

The Prague Zoo gift shop sells dried elephant shit as “premium fertilizer”

See https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/48870190

Never did for me

Looks like RGB misinterpreted as YUV. Black maps to low-intensity green.

not seductress powers

You do realize your posts make people on Lemmy horny, right?

Anyway, I’ve already been your protector. It’s just that no intervention has been necessary. Yes, it was a little unprofessional to leave you alone outside for 5 minutes but I thought you’d be safe hugging the Blåhaj you’d unwrap. I don’t have that much experience though so if you feel like I’m being inappropriate (whiteknighting, for example), please call it out so I don’t keep embarrassing you and myself.

Maybe I should get something that looks like a tactical vest that says “𝗠𝗔𝗚𝗜𝗖𝗔𝗟 𝗚𝗜𝗥𝗟 𝗦𝗣𝗜𝗥𝗜𝗧 𝗚𝗨𝗜𝗗𝗘” instead of “𝗦𝗘𝗖𝗨𝗥𝗜𝗧𝗬”. You’ve been transforming and I’m helping you come to terms with your newfound and growing seductress powers. You must not use them for evil, like offering your body to bigots (they would hurt you and become more likely to attack other magical girls). I can’t cast protective spells but I’m big and heavy enough to make most singular men reconsider any physical attacks. I can also use a sign or something to look for opportunities in your quest. I wish I could give you fashion advice too, better find a girl guide for that. And yes, I will leave you alone or alone with someone if you decide :)

To someone, perhaps. I wouldn’t mind a vanilla GF.

TOTA, or Toilets On The Air!

What a fun thing to do at Chaos events with an SDR! (Does not actually require being on the toilet)

Check out Miisha’s profile if you’re into tits. There’s a reason she mentioned them - she’s proud of her chest, as she should be!

We did travel by train. Together, too, part of the way back ❤

Thinking quickly, Dave I constructed a homemade whiteboard with a nothing but key rings, sticky tape, and whiteboard

Really, I couldn’t find my handheld dry-erase sign 15 minutes before departure so I hastily halved a partially damaged whiteboard I had into an OK one with manageable size. I figured it would help us approach people, and it definitely did. I laminated the colored shapes the day before, making them dry erase surfaces too so we didn’t have to sacrifice writable area to paste them. I first used the “rights” slogan to survey the Prague metro and the event and see if anyone gave me a look of disapproval, and when nobody did I used this fact to encourage Miisha to go ahead. I offered her to write whatever she wants: make it about Arch only, or even solicit hugs, breast foddling etc… In the end she only wanted a few letters changed halfway through, and I did that in a lazy way, resulting in a “don’t dead open inside” ambiguity.

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Wrong pixelformat. RGB interpreted as YCbCr. Half the bit depth, too.

kitty still deserves same rights as well-treated human

and pats. want pats?

The number used to be way lower when the joke was created. I think T3 trams were being made still

Sheik’s son studies in Prague. He writes a letter home, saying: “I’m sad to see my favorite professor commute by tram while I’m driven around in a Mercedes.” A week later, a check for €3M comes with the note: “Go buy yourself a tram too.”