Yes, these are the Fashion Police and the Tate brothers are being extradited to Milan for capital crimes.

The amount of people taking antiworm medicine who support a worm brained health guru is too high.

Nintendo is probably used to seeing a few million people online playing Mario or Link games. Hopefully this helps Palworld look less threatening and escape future lawsuits.

Why are private businesses using the public tool of eminent domain? That’s corruption.

Bananas brown in the cold. There is no way to stop this

All those recent installations of backup batteries are paying off.

Baja and Alta California probably have incredible tuna fishing this year.

Middle is OK GO

When you believe lies, the truth seems suspicious

Muppet Requiem for a Dream.

Great. Are the cameras coming down? Or is Flock now doing unpaid surveillance?

This headline reads like it’s from The Tick.

I see

Hotel California PEI

Whatever happened to Josh Hartnett? Lucky Number Slevin was a great time and Hollywood Homicide was a fun throwback to campy buddy cop movies. Then he just disappeared.

Moonwalking front line

I love these twisted summaries.

Han was frozen by Boba Fett for Jabba’s bounty. It’s even more of a flex that Jabba took Han from Vader and the Empire (who no doubt wanted him for the Battle of Yavin).

Imagine if El Chapo or some other cartel boss put a bounty on Sully Sullenberger and the US government captured him and handed him over. Sure would look a lot like Jabba controlling the Empire. Or at least being important enough for Vader to be the errand boy.

People keep buying things because they don’t know what they’ve lost and think the product is good as-is. There is no idea of what was before or how things used to be because they were never a part of them. Those practices were from long ago, many console generations, and people will always choose convenience over cost, even non-monetary costs.