Also: cleaner at a bus crash

Chatgpt told me this wasn’t possible!

You should see why the Voting Rights Act was important before Trump’s courts took it apart.

They don’t know how much food I let sit in the fridge and rot to pieces before it gets touched. May the rich rot in their own made hell holes while the world moves on.

Mother told me it was a butter churn thumping!

Why didn’t she take the empty chair? Is she just trying to be a jerk? Is the joke that the character is bullied? I don’t get it.

Imperial March is out of sorts here. The alert the message and then a John Williams march? Get some audio to set the mood, like No Love by Death Grips or Caledonia by Cro-Magnon.

These chemicals have been assigned moral and intrinsic value based on how they affect us. In a universe of unfeeling, indifferent chemicals we derive meaning. Like divining order in a storm of chaos. The miracle is that we can find meaning in the meaningless.

In a world where game designers decided “yellow” means “climb here”, it seems crazy that a stealth game can’t be made with better lighting and textures because it becomes readable. That’s the point of stealth.

Fingers crossed for a playable Eomer stamping out orc raids across Rohan. Maybe with a tragic goal of “can’t stop them all but can buy time for the people who banished me”

I’m waiting for the Onion article “Data center planned for sun expected to raise temps”

Does nescafe even count as real coffee?

Someone fucked up and swapped Colorado and Wyoming

All of capitalism is keeping advertisers happy. Advertisers and shareholders.

Sir will have the Benadryl aperitif

Violence only costs time and often changes history

import the kind of anti-trans rhetoric we see overseas

Says the country that gave the world Rupert Murdoch

Evil people use “business” to get around the rights guaranteed by the government. Fuck capital

Babylon Bee, the source of this, is a far right clone of the Onion but doesn’t quite understand how punchlines work.

Here’s why Sulphuric Acid is important