Moose tastes so much like chocolate that its tracks are also delicious

Use imminent domain to repossess wealth

Self Harm Smurf was right in a wrong way and learned there was more to life than dancing along the edge.

He changed his name so it’d be “Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin caulkin’”

Uno frijole negro

Nope. I rarely call Trouble by her full name but Princess Peanut Trouble Sparkle knows when she fucked up. Her sister has a name but shows up to “Honey”. Their older brother has only ever used “Dmitri” at the vet and is “hey old man” at home.

I worked at a support call center and those call backs were legit because we didn’t want to have our on-hold rate above a few minutes but only had about 20 bodies to handle about 600 calls a day. The only way we could meet our internal KPIs was to offer call backs. The bonus of this was that our CSAT went up almost 15 percent with this. Win win for us and the customer.

The DNC is captured opposition to the GOP. The geopolitical contributions of bad actors are found in the wallets and coffers of both major organizations. At least the DNC local candidates aren’t negligent monsters.

What should we personally aspire to? Am I not to have a way to turn my hobby into a way to sell something? Just fuck those of us who want to make a little side money. Can’t have shit with anarchists man.

Are you joking? It’s hard to tell.

45 years of neoliberal nosediving. Kills all emotion, passion, and personality in pursuit of money.

“oh my god, Gerald’s wearing a Bean. God I wish I was him.”

Shishito got its name from the sounds we make

Once he stopped praying to a third party and started talking to the ladies directly did his outcome change. The lesson is “you can do more than pray”

They did. Intel quit making DRAM 42 years ago.

That’s actually very close to the history of what happened. Intel did make DRAM but got out of the market when Japanese RAM flooded the market in the 80s because the margins were too small to be profitable.

Bring the cat a leaf. Same energy. They’ll love it.

Capitalism promotes stupidity.

They expect you to have the baby in a manger full of farm animals on a pile of hay, like Jesus’s mom.

Around here, when a baby is born, we give gifts like toys and food and clothes. Jesus got gold, perfume, and more perfume. We celebrate children here and not high minded political theater.