Like all pyramid schemes - if it’s not your idea you’re downline

When the war is done we had better get more inuendo. “Putin Pullout” or some such.

Jokes on you, I watch Lynch’s Dune to find a partner.

Have you met the cat, Mr Skidmark?

“Mister Frankenstein”, he said as I gave him the change. “Doctor Frankenstein was my father.”

Jack Reacher makes no sense and this is one of the reasons.

People who appreciate integrity. The work of lazy people should not be rewarded.

Wow, that sounds so scary. Cats get scared just like us and she knew she could trust you. You are a wonderful person and Miez is lucky to have you!

A day of silence where the people stay inside sounds great. Turning off the Internet seems a bit much.

I’d believe Waffle House patrons eat lead casually so bullets aren’t scary to them.

Waffle House employees get good by fighting Waffle House customers. Both are terrifying and the bar to beat for any real discussion.

Since the start of the full-scale invasion of Ukraine, around 29,000 Ukrainian soldiers have undergone training in Germany, according to the Bundeswehr.

In Saxony-Anhalt, the interior ministry is aware of around 80 cases and across Germany, there are said to be hundreds of such incidents of Ukrainian troops deserting after completing their military training.

80 out of 29000 sounds like low numbers for a country being invaded and defending along multiple fronts. Good on Ukrainians for returning home to defend.

The federal government has not yet published any official nationwide statistics. Nor are any publicly confirmed figures currently available from other states.

Oh, none of these numbers are verified. Guess this article isn’t very useful.

Sony chasing that Game as a Service model for the last few years and failing every time will never not be funny. They know they want money but don’t have the ability to manage their products to get money. Such a laughing stock of a company.

Needs more clarification on if that’s a tree or a mushroom cloud. Or some grotesque cupcake.

And when they protest, remind them of their old line: “if they’ve done nothing wrong what do they have to hide?”

Blame the people who don’t look like them but run the country. Anglo fragility won’t give brown people have a chance.

Mrs Howell is lovely. Look at the love in those eyes.

I have a feral friend I leave food for and she hisses instead of meows. She is kind and timid but not dangerous. I think the cat hisses to try to speak like me when I talk to her.

Maybe Mrs Howell is trying to talk. Does she meow? Does she purr when she’s on you?

One of the last actual movie makers who doesn’t want to rely on fake effects. And he’s making Airbud. The world just isn’t fair.

Ask them when they’re older if they appreciate not getting bird flu.

If I saw someone handling every single pistachio and setting some back after getting their booger hooks on them I would complain to the store.