Professional Wrestling is stupid but the wrestlers are Oscar level performers. When the stunt category at the Academy Awards matures, watch pro wrestlers repeatedly win.

Any information was available but its veracity was always questioned. And this was before Wikipedia too so the only reliable sources were Encarta and Britannica unless you had a very cutting edge library.

The only people who enjoy Mars bars are shareholders

Does Guam mean nothing to you‽

The company trying to sell AI doesn’t understand art? Who could have seen this coming!

Nothing quite like high percentage jumping through the Weenie Hut when a Falcon down+A sends you through Fuck to the Hyrule Fight Club where you bounce around until Nobody Wants to Be Here saves you. Then you have to fight your way out. Such a fun map.

It’s hyphenated, Gary Spider-Man. The Spider is from his dad’s side and the Man is from his mom.

He has never cared for another. A sick partner, a growing child, an infirm parent - he has never really worked a day in someone’s life.

It’s business time

Can’t even say 86 47 without the administration trying to put you in jail. You think a guillotine would be allowed in the same city? Stephen Miller would probably try to have the wagon owner shot by secret service.

Vote orange for your syringe.

They are amazing and will become a milestone that other instant noodles are compared to. It will not be the best noodles you have ever had but it is good enough that you will use them to judge others.

Sounds silly but some packets in the refrigerator. Push down on the side you want to cut to create a gap/bubble. The kecap manis is already super thick and the oil will be thick enough to be slower than the scissor blade. No mess with a little prep.

Trump is the Greatest American Nero

It’s because he is doing a legendarily bad job

¿Que es Fernando?

Brother, we’ve arrived at Idiocracy and have been whipping shitties for at least a decade.

That’s a lot like John Wick. Aww, doggie. Kill Russians. Aww, doggie.

It’s not sad in bad faith. I am genuinely distressed at a person trying to share something fun and getting bombarded by the beliefs of others. You’re a bully dude. Just let people have fun showing their feline friends. Not everything has to meet your body standards. Maybe the cat has a medical condition? Why are you judging cats and using that judgement to hate on the person too? You’re a fucking bully.

I’m worried Flock would take draconian steps and add spikes or poison to deter the birds.