Paw patrol became repetitive and reductive after Everest was introduced. It’s harmless and it’s biggest flaw is that the cop dog is given defacto leadership and yet has no actual talent that another dog couldn’t do better (or whose talents would include the tools Chase uses). Zuma should have the net, Marshall should have cones, and Sky should be the leader. Chase is useless and the reason the show became stuck on repeat.

Peppa Pig is under represented as trash because it’s a show that ignore the opportunity to be helpful and chooses to be mindless entertainment, like a class clown. Except the jokes don’t land. I have never heard a child laugh at Peppa Pig, only stare at it with gawped fascination.

Bluey is the rare show that defines an entire generation and becomes the seed of a cycle where those kids grow up and show it to their kids. It is one of the best TV shows in the last 10 years, regardless of genre.

Yes, these are the Fashion Police and the Tate brothers are being extradited to Milan for capital crimes.

The amount of people taking antiworm medicine who support a worm brained health guru is too high.

Nintendo is probably used to seeing a few million people online playing Mario or Link games. Hopefully this helps Palworld look less threatening and escape future lawsuits.

Why are private businesses using the public tool of eminent domain? That’s corruption.

Bananas brown in the cold. There is no way to stop this

All those recent installations of backup batteries are paying off.

Baja and Alta California probably have incredible tuna fishing this year.

Middle is OK GO

When you believe lies, the truth seems suspicious

Muppet Requiem for a Dream.

Great. Are the cameras coming down? Or is Flock now doing unpaid surveillance?

This headline reads like it’s from The Tick.

I see

Hotel California PEI

Whatever happened to Josh Hartnett? Lucky Number Slevin was a great time and Hollywood Homicide was a fun throwback to campy buddy cop movies. Then he just disappeared.

Moonwalking front line

I love these twisted summaries.

Han was frozen by Boba Fett for Jabba’s bounty. It’s even more of a flex that Jabba took Han from Vader and the Empire (who no doubt wanted him for the Battle of Yavin).

Imagine if El Chapo or some other cartel boss put a bounty on Sully Sullenberger and the US government captured him and handed him over. Sure would look a lot like Jabba controlling the Empire. Or at least being important enough for Vader to be the errand boy.