I don’t work in games. I’m just a player.

With that backstory you worked to play games.

That raspberry is why I skip the credits.

What about remaking foreign movies into domestic interpretations? La Pacte des loups could use an update.

Interesting. Who plays Divine/Babs?

There is no saving Sucker Punch. The fundamental premise of the movie is each rape is a fight scene showing a literal interpretation of a metaphorical struggle. It’s not recoverable.

Businesses deciding what rights we have is the part of capitalism no one talks about. I’m so tired of unelected people making rules for my life.

Where is Mr Savage? Bonesaw is missing. Need more Macho Man.

The child seeks revenge for those bangs

She never dates again so it seems like she is still very much in love with her late husband.

He quits smoking and it becomes a minor character arc for him as he needs to find something to do with his hands. He ends up asking for pencils a lot.

Asian parents always underestimate their children

At least you’re getting your fiber

The bottom picture feels very AI generated

Nancy is one of those rare comics that is handed off to another artist and they somehow manage to hold onto the original tone while finding new scenarios to derive punchlines. And Nancy doesn’t punch down. Been solid for almost 100 years.

The mirror is cursed!

That kid’s name? John Constellation

You’re thinking of the other TPUSA guy Bill Montgomery, who was a fan of medical conspiracies like COVID until it killed him. Truly lived how he died, not using oxygen right and afraid.

Mine must be old cause it just tastes like pennies

Ribbed for pleasure

A parade of only people is really a long line to use that road.