They’re never happy when I answer “how are you?”

The matrix could never

What would you say the difference is between soviet and western onions?

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If that were mine I would treat it so well. Who’s a good giant tungsten cube yea you’re a good giant tungsten cube

I can finally cosplay as Texas Toast

Waste 15 minutes trying to figure out the game changing idea i had that I’m convinced is never coming back

Nair is great too

Today me hates tomorrow me

Also me while I wait for them to confirm my id