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Oh I’m on the others side, it’s incredibly easy for me to hurl. Had a lot of practice since I was a kid. Usually none comes out of my nose, but if it’s one of those rare cases where it’s because I’m being sick and vomiting continuously, stomach just chain-camping, then it could get up my nose.

But like 99% of the times it’s as easy for me as blowing my nose. Often doesn’t even really make my teeth matte, as it’s usually just one simple GLYYYYAAARRGGHH and it’s done.

Also on a related note, if you’re trying to prevent yourself from vomiting, one trick is to put your thumb inside your fist and squeeze. As in make a fist with your thumb in the middle. One hand. Supposed to suppress the gag reflex and thus buys you time to get to the loo or whatever. I’m not 100% it works but maybe?

No I’m not. I’d hate getting spam calls.

Doesn’t matter where I go to, though. I’ve had this phone number since like 96 and it’s always been non-listed, so commercial services can’t get it unless I give it to them.

I had some calls for a gym membership a few years after I drunkenly put it into some lottery or another but I told them there’s a marketing ban on the number and they gave up.

I literally never get spam calls. NEVER.

How many wealthy dodge taxes?

Ban the rich!

Random symbols in a random order is an old and proud comic book tradition.

Censoring “arse” with “A$$” is not a proud tradition nor does it even fucking censor anything, since the word is still very much legible.

9.6.2026*

Unless you’re from three months in the future.

Not to be that guy but the meme pretty clearly states playing videogames.

Ofc if he’s into like minesweeper, maybe…

Checks out

What does pitching a zipper even mean?

Yeah no. That’s not good business, for small dealers. Only large ones looking to improve their margins and completely without morals.

Pretty much the only people who do that are actual medical doctors (who’ve gotten convinced into believing some lies by pharma reps who are the lowest of the low) and sample offerers at large grocery stores.

I mean I’ve had free hits from my dealers, and given out free hits. Of weed. While someone is buying weed. So it’s not like I’m pushing it on anyone or anyone is pushing anything on me.

Drug propaganda is mostly lies yeah.

Legalise, educate, tax and regulate.

Oh yeah, sure.

But if I were to have a death note I’d only be able to use on the very wealthy, I don’t think he’d be any of the first names I thought about.

“one of”

I don’t see how one wouldn’t naturally get that, no offense. I mean, if one didn’t paticularly really ever use a keyboard and typed like gen-x or olders, with index fingers, sure.

But surely if you’re 30 and used a keyboard all your life you don’t need to look at the keyboard while typing…?

No offense. I may just be way overusing one since I was a teenager idk.

Well depends on what I’d have obviously, and what the island is like.

But assume basic glamping equipment and a perfect island and I’d be better than now.

Of course crashing on an atoll somewhere without any equipment would be pretty bleak. Deadly even.

Then there are burgers and sandwiches, where bits of raw onion get hidden in the middle, only to be discovered after a horrifying crunch with a stinging on my tongue.

I enjoy that. I was gonna say raw onion slices go hard in a burger. But I get what you’re about, as there was a kebab place in my city decades ago which put fkin whole cloves of garlic in the roll, not crushed or anything. And that was too much for me. Crunch in them and get all the bitterness eww. Maybe they had been pickled a bit idk but mostly raw. But I’m clearly not as sensitive. I enjoy the crunch in a burger like you say, although I think it maybe contribute to the taste as well.

I’m in therapy and I’d still like a month away on a remotely uninhabited island.

No, but on a remote uninhabited island you can pretend the bullshit doesn’t exist.

It’s incredibly hard to delude yourself when something is in front of yourself face. Although this is apparently a flaw in me, as most people seem perfectly capable of it.

It very much depends, actually. You can totally take a photograph of a single person walking on the street. Especially if their face isn’t clearly visible, like taking a photo from behind.

It would be determined on a case by case basis. Ofc even unrecognised is wrong if you actually follow a person instead of just taking a shot of a random person for art.