Probably the same way we can know things like if you break a glass, it’s gonna stay broken. Or if you cut off a finger that it stays cut off.

Probably seen telomere damage from radiation or some such. Some sort of thing which doesn’t grow back naturally. So sans technology that will change our biology, we know some things are permanent.

Although like 20 years ago I could’ve used a tooth falling off as an example, but I first read about tooth regrowing studies in a science mag in the early 00’s and 20 years later we’re kinda there actually. The researchers hope to have it for general use by 2030. A tooth regrowing drug! Phase-1 human trials already concluded without adverse effects.

https://dentistry.co.uk/2026/06/09/tooth-regrowth-in-adults-what-we-know-so-far/

Inb4 all staircases look like this

So we could solve all the trillionaires with just one bullet?

Quick, get the gun before they start increasing in numbers!

Banning things online is even less effective than the war on drugs.

Ever heard of this thing called the Streisand-effect?

Lisa would know the only way for her to get braces is for the working class to revolt.

It’s not 1989 anymore, you can’t support a house and a family of five on a single working man’s salary. (Nuclear technician with 35 years experience, maybe…)

I’m very much out of the loop I think.

Define “buttery” pls.

Any market for pale Nordic males?

“Ass” in leet speek would be 455.

Years ago

Oh I’m on the others side, it’s incredibly easy for me to hurl. Had a lot of practice since I was a kid. Usually none comes out of my nose, but if it’s one of those rare cases where it’s because I’m being sick and vomiting continuously, stomach just chain-camping, then it could get up my nose.

But like 99% of the times it’s as easy for me as blowing my nose. Often doesn’t even really make my teeth matte, as it’s usually just one simple GLYYYYAAARRGGHH and it’s done.

Also on a related note, if you’re trying to prevent yourself from vomiting, one trick is to put your thumb inside your fist and squeeze. As in make a fist with your thumb in the middle. One hand. Supposed to suppress the gag reflex and thus buys you time to get to the loo or whatever. I’m not 100% it works but maybe?

No I’m not. I’d hate getting spam calls.

Doesn’t matter where I go to, though. I’ve had this phone number since like 96 and it’s always been non-listed, so commercial services can’t get it unless I give it to them.

I had some calls for a gym membership a few years after I drunkenly put it into some lottery or another but I told them there’s a marketing ban on the number and they gave up.

I literally never get spam calls. NEVER.

How many wealthy dodge taxes?

Ban the rich!

Random symbols in a random order is an old and proud comic book tradition.

Censoring “arse” with “A$$” is not a proud tradition nor does it even fucking censor anything, since the word is still very much legible.

9.6.2026*

Unless you’re from three months in the future.

Not to be that guy but the meme pretty clearly states playing videogames.

Ofc if he’s into like minesweeper, maybe…

Checks out

What does pitching a zipper even mean?