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Cake day: February 16th, 2024

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  • Yes, because this definitely requires “in-depth” research, and that’s definitely not you moving the goalposts from “you don’t get it” to “well you might get it now, but you definitely didn’t get it before pouring hard research into it!”

    And more futile attempts at personal insults. I was playing Nintendo when you da wasn’t even fertile yet, but I don’t see how that’s relevant to this being a shit “joke”? Ofc you’ll never be able to accept it, because you just have to go where the crowd points. You’re not used to reasoning or explaining things, it’s okay.




  • Ah yes. That’s why I can address the subject, while you avoid it like the plague. Not because you were wrong, but because you’re worried my ego might get hurt. And this definitely has nothing to do with psychological projection.

    So please prove me wrong and tell me what reference I “didn’t get”…? ;>


  • Sort of. See you feel compelled to reply, but you now realise you were wrong, which you won’t be able to accept.

    There’s nothing I didn’t “get”, I just think the “joke” is ass, which it is.

    If there’s something I didn’t get, you could prove it by literally just saying it. But you can’t, because it doesn’t exist. Yet despite knowing that, you’re still compelled to reply. I’ve seen kids like you with the exact same tantrum literally hundreds ans hundreds of times over the years.


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    And calling people objects is why the right is crazy.

    If a person drowns and has no heartbeat, is it okay for you to have a quickie with them before the paramedics arrive to save him? Clinically they’re dead, so… by your logic, they’re an object, and never had the ability to consent in the first place, so quickly fucking them up the arse should be a-okay, right?

    Or is there like a timer you have for when a person goes from a person to an object, which then retroactively never had personhood anyway? Is it just time, or is it temperature, or as soon as the smell sets in? Some people have been clinically dead for half an hour in cold water before being resuscitated, the cold helping protect from brain damage. And some people smell like dead bodies while alive.

    I’m just curious as to your personal criteria.




  • Which reference exactly do you think I didn’t get?

    I wish I could communicate to you how well I understand people like you. You genuinely can’t disagree with people unless a bunch of people have done it first. You’re too afraid of deciding anything, ever. A follower.

    What’s brown and sticky? A stick!

    You’re not laughing? You must not be intelligent enough to understand that the joke is that a stick is brown and “sticky”, because “sticky” here is referring to the quality of being a stick, and not actually used as a noun describing adhesives, like it usually is. /s

    Ofc you understand the joke, but unless your age is in singles digits, you’ll probably not find it actually amusing, and while technically a joke, it’s not exactly a prime example. But what’s the difference between me not finding that amusing and me not finding this post amusing? Literally nothing. Yet you think one is an arcane jest that only you chosen ones can understand and no-one could possibly not be amused by it so it must have just gone over my head. And I’m not closed-minded, so perhaps it did. Please, explain the joke I not getting.


  • Okay, so explain what I missed, please?

    You don’t think people should say when they hear bad jokes, because you grew up without anyone being allowed to criticise anything and eveyone having to simp to some societal order which you never even realised to think about.

    So you literally think no matter how fucking dumb “a joke” is, you have to laugh at it. That probably means you’ve never actually laughed at a joke. So for you they’re not something fun, they’re just a social nicety. And not seeing that, well, that is a joke I am smiling aloud at. :D





  • This is how it works in Finland at least.

    I know that for certain.

    One could technically argue you’ve attempted to steal them by stuffing them in your pockets, but apparently that would never work.

    Still though, it’s not as if the cops and guards are aware of that. Just today I had a guard hassle me, asking me what the can is in my pocket, in a store I went to a few hours ago. We went just a few min before it closed, but we never even went near the drinks section. The guard was just a babyfaced young guard who wanted to somehow try his authority. I had better things to do so I said nothing and showed the can, as it was a cold beer can, and they don’t stock that beer, or even if they do, they don’t chill any of their beer cans. I knew I could’ve legally refused from showing him, but eh, couldn’t really be arsed, as it would’ve taken so much of everyone’s time and no-one would’ve got why I would even do something like that. (Finns don’t understand the risk of authoritarianism)