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I wonder what the porn choice Venn Diagram of girls with a neatly trimmed landing strip and guys with a neckbeard would look like. Would they intersect at all? Would it be a circle? Who knows?

Landing strip + soul patch = landing patch…? Or alternatively, soul strip.

D. Trumper the megadumper, happy as a pig in shit

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I absolutely did not. However I don’t own the Switch, my brother does, and we only reminisced about Goldeneye the once and perhaps I managed to shoot a window in the first level, or perhaps even a guard or two, but no, I didn’t figure out a control scheme.

I’m actually unsure how I played it with N64 in the first place. Did I move from the C-buttons when freeaiming… hmm… I remember at least trying the D-pad setup as well. But I feel like d-pad side wasn’t good because less buttons. Honestly can’t fkin remember. Would need to play with a N64 controller to remember I think. Or perhaps it’s just lost. But I do remember we actually did freeaim and and strafe at the same time, whereas the regular scheme didn’t properly allow for that iirc. (Due to the whole lack of two joysticks)

Also mandatory mention about how shit the N64 joystick was. There were some friends I’d give the good controller to to even out the odds but some weren’t ever allowed near the good ones, because they used way too much force and would’ve shat the good ones as well.

Before dual analogu we also had the fucking bizarre control schemes in 007: Goldeneye

https://goldeneye.fandom.com/wiki/Control_style

I don’t even remember which one I used. Goddamn it was hard playing that with a Switch controller and not remembering at all in the year of our lord 2025 when I had last played like in the 90’s. Even though I used to be pretty much the best person on the game from eveyone I knew. Granted I wouldn’t say I had a massive difference to my brothers but we ofc had a huge lead on everyone else as we were pretty much the only home with a N64 in the town. We also had 4 controllers. Times have and will never ever be better than sitting with brothers and friends playing Goldeneye or Mario Kart while grandma is making pancakes in the kitchen and occasionally providing commentary. She definitely knew what the Blue Shell does. RIP. <3

Technically correct

Shtick

shtick /ʃtɪk/ A shtick is a comic theme, gimmick, or characteristic routine that a performer or person habitually uses to get attention or laughs.

Remember that Canada is a part of the Commonwealth of Nations

Don’t know how much that would weigh, but still

Viktor Krum might still be in school, but I’m talking about the Quidditch world cup that the Weasleys take Harry to.

In a school match at Hogwarts it might make sense for someone to not take it that seriously. Just like you get people surrendering in games like league and dota and whatnot. But can you ever imagine having professionals play for the world championship and just be like “nah I’m just gonna take this 1v5 because I can dive a kill there to improve my stats, ofc we’ll lose but the game is already lost so why even try”

Most of the people in Krums team were proper adult professional sports wizards and witches I think. Krum was just so good he made pro even while at still school. Similarly as how Harry just gets to be the actionhero I mean “seeker” for the Gryffindors literally the first minute he flies a broom.

Iirc quadball had to quite radically alter the scoring and other rules?

As it makes no sense that the seeker just straight wins the game if they catch the snitch within an hour or two no matter how badly their team is losing.

Also also, the world cup. Viktor Krum ending the game on purpose “because he wanted to do it on his own terms”…!? Imagine a professional videogame player throwing a world cup because they want to get a frag, even though it’s still completely possible for them to win if he doesn’t throw and end the game. No matter how behind pro teams are they try.

But no Rowling has a chosen one in all matches as well and the sport makes zero sense in a sports sense in the books. Only there to serve to show how special some are.

As far as i understand male people can only experience it anally, but even that requires training. Because it is so difficult to achieve, it feels impossible.

Idk man do you live where hares do? They all constantly look like they’re on meth

De facto there is a minimum wage, de jure no. But just know there is. It’s a bit different for different industries.

Yeah I’d agree with most of that.

But honey is a pretty traditional additive to lots of foods, even savoury ones. More common with pork perhaps than beef but still.

And the berries, while being also quite high in sugar, aren’t exactly unhealthy either.

Idk man I just feel like American always has something processed or at least fat dripping off or like bread that’s soaked in fat. This hasn’t got anything processed.