Oh. So you’re not a woman nor a shooter at all?

Okay, if you say so.

I just notice the “jk lols” coming out quite often after serious claims like that you then seriously can’t back up. Then it’s “jk lol never meant anything I said”

“Too dumb” you mean.

Not “to dumb”.

So the person spamming oneliners and counting the amount of paragraphs he can’t read because he’s butthurt, stalking another user, replying to them in several threads, without being able to actually say anything out of the horrible shame he would be in if he admitted the situation (even to himself) is the “smart guy” in the room?

Man are you from like the Bible Belt and chip rocks for a living or how can you be this uneducated and illiterate?

Fetch me some more of those tallies, since you can’t hold a conversation like a regular person.

Everything you say is projection. So what you’re saying there is you are really butthurt. And yes, it’s obvious to anyone who sees the thread or your profile, I guess. Must be one hella intellectual looking profile with comments where you whine about how you can’t get through four paragraphs…

But still prove me correct in that you can’t say anything, address any of your motives for staying in this thread, or why you’re here in the first place.

Because you know saying “well he just hurt me so bad yesterday that I can’t let go until I hurt him bacl”. Unfortunately, nothing you say or do can hurt me, despite your massive butthurt.

Like I said, I’ve seen this exact tantrum hundreds of times on different platforms throughout the years. It’s always the same. Now you think you can just write short replies and it’s not much work. (Work because anything to do with reading or writing feels like work to you because it’s so hard for you.)

I on the other hand, can address any and all history, both yours and mine, why I’m in the threads I am and why I’m not so pathetic as to stalk a user and use several accounts on mfkin Lemmy to vote manipulate. It’s ridiculous.

History like your DM’s to me. Why did you send me DM’s? Oh right, the butthurt…

Now go on, fetch me a few more tallies, goooood giirl yyeees

No no, I’m taking a break from watching TNG. Not from working, lol.

Time enjoyed, is not time wasted. You see, that’s why I always win these, because I actually like writing. Youre just here because your ego compels you because you can’t “let go” against someone who insulted you so.

Well you can’t insult me no matter what. Nothing you say affects me negatively. I won’t assert it doesn’t affect me, because it gives me laughs and a reason to write, which I enjoy.

And which you clearly don’t, tallying how many paragraphs you have to read (but clearly dont).

Guess you’re a manual labourer, eh? (Because you couldn’t handle office work, it might includes several pages of reading per day. UuUUuUuuUuuU, can you imagine that? pages full of text. There’s even these things where they stack pages together to form something called “a book”. You’ve probably never opened one, eh?

Oh and again, nicely fetched, good girl!

And you can’t address anything I say or anything you’ve said. All you can do is point a finger and go “he is more literate than me, come on guys, laugh”.

They do laugh. At you. :D

That’s why you’ve had to take a secondary account on Lemmy to manipulate votes. How fucking pathetic does your life have to be that you can’t let a simple thing like this go, even though you’ve very clearly lost ages ago and just dig your shit hole deeper with every comment. Just like I said you would. Yesterday.

Because I’ve met literally hundreds of kids like you pulling the exact same tantrum.

Now go, girl, go, fetch me 4 new comments with running tallys on how many paragraphs I write. Because you’re so sad cognitively you can’t say anything but your ridiculously oversized ego won’t let you leave because I’m mocking you.

Which is exactly what I want. You to dig yourself so deep you’ll end up deleting your account for the cringe.

“Mammy he LIKES WRITING, THAT’S UNFAIR! ;<<<<”

Fetch girl fetch

“you like reading and writing and that makes uu stoopid!”

What weird attempts. What is this, a preschool recess? “Hey that guy is better at reading and writing, that means he’s stupider than me, neerd!”

Every bit of your screeching and screeming is boring to me. I’ve seen it hundreds of times. Literally. They’re probably still up on Reddit somewhere actually, which in all honesty you’ve probably checked as well, seeing as how you can’t resist my profile and replying to me in several threads, because you feel bad and you think you can make me feel bad.

Sorry bud, the hurt only flows one way. ;>

How long do you plan on keeping this up? Because I’ve literally gone weeks. There’s no thread limit. You can’t address anything you’ve done or anything I’ve said, all you can manage is “look he writes more than me”. Well duh, you’re my little bitch, dancing dancing dancing.

Nicely fetched bytheway, just like I said in my previous comment you would. I’ve met dogs more intelligent than you. :D

You’re really hammering on the whole “he’s more literate than me and that’s what makes me the winner” thing.

Only thing is it doesn’t make sense at all unless you believe that being better at reading and writing is a bad thing. And surely even you can see how dumb that is.

Oh actually wait for someone like you, who writes things like this and gets so upset online he DM’s and stalks users, it might actually be hard to see.

Yes, because you are. “Mooooom he’s using forums to write stuff!”

Just like I’ve told you; I don’t lie. I don’t feel the need to because you’re practically not even a real person, not on the internet, and definitely not to me.

What you are is bad jokes you can’t even think through.

" Hey guys I can’t read three paragraphs and then be expected to also reply to them. Everyone knows the coolest thing you can be is willfully ignorant and avoid reading at all costs!"

And you don’t realise you’re digging a hole for yourself. And you won’t, not for days, because you’re so hoppen up on the anger. But man, the regret you’re gonna feel in a week when you think back on this thread. You’re gonna cringe so hard it might give you actual cancer.

But for now, you’re just doing exactly what I predicted; can’t let go, obsessed w/me, reply like an obsessed person, because you think you can recooperate if you just get “the last word” but getting it would actually mean you need to say something. And since you can’t even read 3 paragraphs… you’re not going to :D

I really hit a sore nerve with that yesterday, thanks for proving it today. Not to me, I ofc knew it. But you’ve already proved it to the wider audience and your comments have been up long enough to be saved by archives. Gj dumbo!

Now fetch the ball and have three more replies in my inbox when I open my phone next time, where the only thing you can do is… count paragraphs…? Hahahaha. Anyway here I’ve tossed the ball, now fetch!

When did you ever predict anything I’ve done? You’re just repeating my lines back, showing me how badly I hit a sore point by calling your childish answers out.

And then you try to high-road me, after which you go back to “wyaaah stop writing on forums wyaah” :DD

You can’t even observe the conversation let alone control it.

You’re here every time I open my phone, like a very loyal (female) dog. And you do the same exact thing everytime yesyoudooyesyoudoo whos a good lil girl you are you are, pat pat

Just to annoy you gonna repost this one of your gems as well.

Ah yes, the “I told you already” phase of the tantrum.

Like I’ve said, I can look up and down the whole thread and have nothing to be ashamed for, as I didn’t stalk some guy that made me angry on Lemmy. But yooouuu did. ;>

And the only thing you have left is “wyaah you use a forum to write things”.

Imagine telling an author “they write too much.”

This is practice for me, champ. That’s why I’ve been in threads like this uncountable times and you always give up. You can’t actually address anything, so you attempt to insult me because I’ve made you cry.

Too bad. I don’t get hurt by words online, and certainly not yours hahahahah

“Mommy mommy a man online that I stalk and can’t get out of my head is producing more text on a forum! But I don’t know anything to say moooommmmm!”

Hey how about spam a bit more “cooooollll”, the childish oneline replies which I predicted you would. You being super annoyed at me pointing out how you do exactly what I say has you in a temper-tantrum, which is why you’re going out of your way to not be *as childish" as you were yesterday with these

Why did you start direct messaging me? What was your reason? Too ashamed to say “I tried pointing out downvotes I made with my duplicate accounts because I imagined you’re as childish and easily angered as me, but turns out you didn’t care about that and now I can’t answer why I DM’d you because everyone would see how embarrassing that was”?

Oh right, ofc you are.

See on my next break, my number 1 fan.

What do you mean “for someone who doesn’t care”? I don’t care about you personally, no. Not a single fucking cent, while living rent-free in your mind. Edit right a thought got cut off here. Meant to add that: I do care about the truth. So as long as you’re pretending with these lies, I’m gonna keep replying.

It’s your own fault for not believing me. I don’t lie. I haven’t even opened your profile, yet you stalk mine and answer as soon as I post something, because you still imagine that you can pretend not to be absolutely wrecked and crying over me pointing out how predictable and simple you are.

Uhh, the rhetorical brilliance of say

Spamming the word “cooolllll” written like that. You’re right, I’m sure people will see you for the genius you are instead of the cheap bitch who I have running and fetching for me.

See I’ve been in threads like this for weeks. Literally. Because I can keep pointing out all the things in it.

Like you literally stalking my profile and going to several threads in which I am in… with multiple accounts, to vote manipulate a discussion on Lemmy most people prolly won’t ever see.

However if they do see it, they’ll surely agree with you that “mommy mommy this man is better at producing text than me so I’m gonna call him stoopid”.

You can’t say anything that would remotely get my goat, but clearly I’ve already burned through to your subconscious. Probably permanently. ;>

You’re like an over-eager girlfriend, always several messages when I open my phone.

Seems like I really hit a sore spot yesterday with “you’re dancing to my tune.” :D You gonna cry?

Remember when I used the metaphor for being in an elevator with one other person, that person letting out a massive fart, then saying “it wasn’t me”? Because that’s what you’re doing. Everyone can see the screenshots, buddy.

“I’m proud of not reading the things I reply to on online discussion platforms which are pure text.”

Who do you think you’re deluding, really? It’s not me.

(Hint, you can find him in the mirror.)

;>>>>

Keep that booty shaking, you will never forget me or what I’ve said. And you’re so pathetic you can’t even come up with a lie as to why you DM’d me.

Utterly pathetic

Remember yesterday when I said this would a trauma to you and a joke I’ll forget the minute after putting down my phone?

You’re now repeating “dance bitch” because I made you cry over it yesterday and now you can’t get it out of your head.

See “dance to my tune” makes sense for me, because I keep predicting your behaviour, like you can see throughout the thread and our DM’s. The DM’s where you reply with childish shit like this :D

“I don’t read the comments of the person I’m actively stalking”

Who do you think would believe that?

Oh you actually work? That’s fucking sad, as the implication is that you’re not actually a teenager, for whom a tantrum like this would’ve been remotely acceptable.

Hmm I wonder where you came up with the “dance bitch” thing. Almost as if you had been troubled by someone making you their bitch. I wonder who that could be.

Oh right, me. So why did you approach me in DM’s? Big boi at work, but can’t even say why he DM’s, because writing “I’m childish and don’t have anything to say but I want to pretend I’m not the illiterate moron I very clearly project the air of” <3333

Now you’re literally repeating the insults that you got hurt by yesterday.

See “dance to my tune” makes sense for me, because I keep predicting your behaviour, like you can see throughout the thread and our DM’s. The DM’s where you reply with childish shit like this :D

Thanks for playing kiddo, but I beat you yesterday. Now it’s just you crying how you don’t like it. But it’s still very much already happened no matter how many times you repeat my comments back at me at a pathetic attempt to insult.

You can’t hurt me. Nothing you say affects me in any way. But you are so mad you can’t even control yourself, just like you haven’t for 24 hours, kicking and screaming like a wittve babby. ;>

And how many comments have you left where you don’t have anything to say?

You’re genuinely so fkin stupid you don’t realise that you’re using some preschool notions of “look, that guy writes a lot, what a nerd”, even when you want to be that “nerd” but you’re just not smart enough. :((((

So you approach me in DM’s, without having anything to say. Because you’re obsessed with me, because I’m not a meaningless lil masturbator like you, and you recognise that. You don’t accept that you recognise it, but you do.

Like I’ve said been here done this zzz. You haven’t been able to say a single fucking thing. Yet you keep using a message board? Maybe you should go to Facebook to play some games…?

Say something. Why are you in my DM’s? Can’t say…? Wittve babby is a bit scawed of the answews everyone can see…? :D

A whole minute or two, you’re more eager to interact with me than teenagers are to stroke their genitals. Like I said yesterday, this is nothing new to me, but you’re completely worked up and can’t let go, let alone ever actually forgetting this.

The only one you’re deluding is yourself.

You can’t pretend to high-road someone after you stalk them and spam their profile and reply to all their comments across the Fediverse. I still haven’t even once opened your user, yet you actually have paranoid conspiracy theories on how I have two accounts.

Telling everyone that you indeed have two accounts and attempt to manipulate fucking votes, on fkin Lemmy :DDD

Real mature, aren’t you? “I HAVE TO GET THE LAST WORD BUT I DON’T HAVR ANYTHING TO SAY SO I’M JUST GONNA SPAM ‘COOOOOOOOLLLL’ LIKE A BIG BOI!!!” XDDDD