I have scavenged furniture for years. Furnished houses and apartments and squats and warehouses and busses.

Have never knock on wood had bedbugs.

Learn what they and their eggs look like and inspect the shit you’re grabbing first.

Once passed on a really nice couch in a nice neighborhood, because I spotted a half of an ass of one.

The stained old victorian style couch in the winco parking lot was fine though, lol

man we are all gonna end up in Gain Ground

lol, the data breach part is super real. Them actually searching for it for your authentication isn’t.

Never not fucking ever will I ever upload any ID to any internet anything. I don’t like using my bank card online. Or in person. Cash is king baby, all else is bullshit and giving fuckers new and exciting ways to steal your shit

So sad to me that craigslist, or even just fucking yard sales, and cash seem to be going down in use in the states. Cash is king, baby

jesus fucking tell me about it. When the internet was the domain of the nerd doing cool shit because it was cool, instead of… ugh

Controversial and debated; IE, some duechebag propositioned this whole concept, and since he’s rich and white and old, it’s gotten a bit of traction, and he absolutely does think autistic folks are stupid, But! The vast majority of anyone in the field with two functioning brain cells to rub together know he’s full of shit and are working on refuting him, because the aforementioned class he’s in means he didn’t get immediately laughed out of the room or simply blatantly ignored like he should’ve been.

Like any of the abysmal drivel that falls out of jordan peterson’s mouth

Congratulations, anon.

The link between citing your sources, for why you’re thinking what you’re thinking, and not copy/pasting said sources, is in fact fairly smart. Almost intellectual.

And just for the record, passenger in a warthog was my FAVORITE position in the truck. In Halo 1.

Sure, it’s less effective, but it’s way more accurate. Actually feels like riding shotgun, where you can’t see everything, and you sure as shit don’t have a stable firing platform. Super fun. In game.

The number of of times the passenger with the rocket launcher murked our own damn selves was… More than one. lol

Did you know, you can basically feed the warthog rocket fuel? Unfortunately, the speed boost usually kills the occupants

One of the best I still somehow remember vaguely:

Down to 1v1, happens while T is planting. He pulls knife, bangs it on stuff. CT pulls knife, runs in.

They dance in the zone, and T just dodges and gets close and dodges and gets close and milks time till the bomb won. So good.

Blood Gulch, obviously

We tried ghosts, but they’re so much harder to tip it didn’t really work. Though the matches where someone tried a ghost vs warthog were usually pretty good.

get murked. ghost back out to your old hog, get yeeted, lure the opponent into the trap in the cave, heave a well placed grenade, and steal his hog. Murder the fuck for his troubles

Also so good from back in the day it got turned into a forced standard on some servers: Down to 1V1 in CS? Knife fight about it

So fucking good. sometimes the bomb won. sometimes one guy was an asshole and shot the other guy

This sounds great

Jesus christ

Demolition Derby in Halo.

No shooting, you get in the Hog and wreck the other fucker out of their rig, then run them over. Frag grenades sometimes legal, depending on who you were playing with.

Played a 4 player variant where the passenger got a rocket launcher-no gunner

Why does everyone in the US card everyone over something ostensibly about age?

It’s never been about age.

I’ve seen a seventy year old man with a foot long white beard get carded and refused, while he was stone cold sober.

Do you think he can’t handle his liquor? He’s seventy. He knows what it does.

There’s a lot of bars/restaurants that do.

I have literally been refused service because the only ID I had is a passport, and those barcodes wouldn’t scan into their system.

It’s Papers, please, and it’s fucking bullshit

I’m 1000% against this age verification bullshit, not only because of the privacy and data reasons, but also because getting carded in a bar or at a store is also bullshit.

It Is Papers, please.

It’s Never a question of if you’re old enough, it’s a question of “Do I think you’re human enough?”

And more often than is reasonable, the answer is no, they don’t think you’re a person, who should be able to spend their money as they like.

Two things can be true at once

Ding ding ding

Wow, you’re lame as hell