Endymion_Mallorn

We have clearance, Clarence.

I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.

Then you never watched Pulp Fiction.

Okay, if you’re Frank, who’s the other guy?

I knew you’d say that.

The peasant railgun and the squirrel chain are effective in 2 conditions:

1. Each one with above average strength contributes a +1 “helper” bonus. You’re not concerned with how fast it gets to a place, but that with everyone helping, you can get it around the world and back again - and everyone helped.

2. You’re not concerned with the damage - only how it gets there. So if you can get a Hands Across America thing happening, you can pass messages in a single round.

When I can access it, I’ll be happy.

Olive Garden might just be as bad as Uber, where loading it for a short time drains an inordinate amount of battery.

Okay, but he didn’t need to make a whole video just to pitch his own detergent powder.

Frankly, it feels like he’s sold out. Every one of his recent videos seems like a way to sell something rather than just an effort to educate or highlight something neat.

Between this and the socks, I really feel like Alec has gone downhill lately.

Worst part is that it’s not 100% wrong. Except that it’s more of a later rule.

Well, yay for me since I’m an mbin user, thus technically not a Lemmy user.

At that point, you might as well just collect all your stuff and head for the door.

Three? More like three hundred.

Those are very reasonable and wide guidelines.

Those aren’t my initials, care to spin the letter wheels again?

Bona fide occupational qualification. Basically the things a lawyer or HR person looks at to say whether a candidate was hired or someone was fired for a valid reason.

DQ’ed due to including a photo which is inviting discrimination. Also DQ’ed due to lack of statement of applicable skills to BFOQs, And, no references.

Cute idea, but bad formatting. If you want to do something like this:

• Don’t include a picture.
• Highlight BFOQs from the job posting.
• Make your minimum salary requirement clear.
• Include at least 2 references which refer to specific skills or BFOQ competencies.

Exactly where I was going.