I mean, what was it? the 14th they pushed an AI slop update that bricked computers compliments of bitllocker?

tastes like chicken.

Most cats tolerate me, at the very least.

Eventually they may even deign to like me

Same. and that’s my point.

if we were bastards, they wouldn’t be as dangerous as they are. Trying to stop something from hurting you when you don’t want to hurt it… is a lot harder to do.

Ostriches, emu and cossawry are all dangerous, yes.

The thing is, we generally don’t want to kill them.

They may have stringer bones than flying birds, but there still somewhat hollow and still very likely come out losing harder than a human would.

If you’re mad enough you can just punt them. Birds-including swans- are pretty easy to hurt.

Can they hurt humans? Sure. Would they win a fight if we took the gloves off? No.

(Just leave them alone, and we can all be cool- us over here and them over there.)

Definitely swan propaganda

Pretty sure it was frog eggs, actually.

“that’s a shame. I was going to leave this can of tuna here.”

Cats exist as examples of being ungovernable.

(There’s a fun book if you’re interested… Lessons From Cats For Surviving Fascism)

*Boop!*

calm down. i ordered some pizza.

I bet everyday was exciting around those three!

No I’m not.

Unlock origin is wonderful.

Yeah, I’d be playing minecraft, too, especially with my nephew, but uhm. that whole microslop thing ruins it for me.

We do enjoy space engineers, though. (lots of mining, lots of building. Nephew loves it when Klang accepts our sacrifices.) It’s a bit more involved than minecraft, though.

(but niftishly, there’s programable blocks that will let you write c# code and… do things.) (space engineers 2 is in early access if you have the hardware.)

minecraft is turing-complete, so, like, you can do a whole lot more than just be a timer.

Definitely.

“Animated”.

You mean… advertising.

mostly because the galaxy map in starwars has always been a mess, if we’re being honest.

I’ve always had a thing for Jan Ors. Hotshot pilot and greasemonkey? what’s not to like?