Richard.

Just look at that face a total, ahem, Richard.

No, but it can buy therapy and that should help.

No? But I wouldn’t argue with them!

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And this is the real reason you don’t ask women their age…. One of them might be a Deep One

Reserve judgement until after they survive saying “no” and demanding it anyways

It’s important to note that fax machines aren’t point-to-point either. Your data is still passing through someone else’s switches (probably fewer hops, mind.) and then there’s the physical security on the other end to wonder about.

The last fax I saw was in high school and it was left out for any one to grab documents from. (Well. Inside the school library right near the librarians desk.)(she had a somewhat unearned reputation for being terrifying, so, you’re mileage might carry there.)

Yeah. I guess that checks out.

I bet you could make lots of money introducing them to the copy machines that can also automatically scan and email documents…

Does anyone still use fax machines?

Please tell me I’m not the only 90’s kid that air guitars to the 52k dialup.

Cat Iron pans are the best pans.

Such a use case would be a perseuscope.

Pretty sure football bans the use of firearms.

Clearly this is murican soccer.

Is Lenny a Twins fan?

Either way, a very handsome fellow.

for people wondering, this was on a 3d printer…

…can’t do it on a normal printer.

Clearly he wants you to sing about his but.

cats are crepuscular, they’re most active around dawn and dusk, and generally sleeping between.

When you fall asleep waiting for the target of your perfect ambush

Iirc, some adaptations name him Adam, for the line “I ought to be thy Adam.”