The perfect drinking companion. Doesn’t get smashed and start offering bad life advice. Or pick fights expecting you to back them up, even though you don’t even remember his name from when he introduced himself five minutes ago. Or, mace you for saying “hello”

Well, if they wanted to play with it again….

I mean, thanks, lol.

This feels like a trap. Did I just sell my soul to your cats by looking at them?

10/10, worth it.

Used properly, repairing pretty much anything with a sledgehammer will ensure it’ll never break again.

probably don’t want to run a UV light inside the Falcon.

I’d sooner kiss a wookie!

There used to be a submarine hotel, you have to scuba dive to get to. Might still be around.

The only thing inaccurate here is that repubs aren’t calling Mamdani a socialist- they’re calling him a communist.

I really wish they showed Worf becoming a total Cat Dad- with his quarters decked out in cat runs, Worf getting all Steve Irwin watching Spot hunt (“What a maginficent hunter!”)… all the cat toys. Trips to the holodeck to get outside… maybe even setting up those holographic table thingies for mice and things.

like you know Spot had Worf wrapped around his paw.

In AOTC, there’s a reason Jar Jar was the only one excited to see Anakin, and made a point of mentioning “he’s all grown up”….

Yeah. Ima bleach the shit out of my phone, and my eyes…

I think I was These guys. Could be wrong, but part of what they’re doing is removing nests that are problematic to humans (or our cattle.)

I suspect the amount of the nest that gets affected is larger. (Technically, IIRC theyre mostly there to exterminate the ants, it’s just becoming art in the process.!

Could be worse. Could be the guy filling them with copper or whatever molten metal it was on YT.

Spider man? Superman?

It wasn’t the Incredibles, he was a Lois insurance adjuster.

Refuse to participate in this no-win scenario.

Instead? Ignore them and eat a can of tuna.

you should got to sleep sooner!

is anyone actually awake at 7?

It’s not until nine or even ten, and several pots of coffee that my mind is ready to absorb training information. Anything before 9, and I’m not awake enough to filter the rank sarcasm concerning the terrible AI training slides.

I’d apologize but it wouldn’t be particularly sincere.

Well, I’m sincerely sorry for annoying the cat. But it’s hard to say I’m sorry from meeting the cat…

Please tell me your phone has a flared base?

Careful, you’lll get your eye poked out.