It’s more aerodynamic than a brick.

Yes, the cockpit was under sling to make space for cargo, but they didn’t have to make that look like a beluga nose.

IT CAN’T BE THAT GOOD!

(Tifoe was responding to a woman screaming from an open apartment window… IIRC)

honestly, I’d settle for a cat that looks at me like that.

I mean, don’t tell my partner I said that… she’s soooo much better. (she’d also probably dump me for the cat, if we’re being honest.) (just so people don’t get the wrong idea, we just aren’t at a place in our lives where a cat would be comfortable.)

one of these?

edit: apparently the Super Guppies were replaced by the BelugaXL

Which, like, can you imagine the conversation between whoever designed that nose profile and their boss… “It’s more aerodynamic boss. honest!”… “it’s not because we’re calling this thing a beluga?” … “maybe not just…”

I swear every time I see Meiz pop up in my feed, OP’s added something new for the run.

That, or I have a shitty memory. Either way kitty is living the high life!

If you like round numbers, 69 is all curves.

This is something Christi Noem would say about 101 Dalmatians….

Tactikool pants also have big pockets, even the women’s version.*

Find them wherever cops get there uniforms at. (Galls comes to mind.)

*Not necessarily fashionable.

Unfond of the cold white shit!

that sounds like they’re defrauding you.

or not.

I’m okay with taking multiple tries.

Where we eat the corpses of all the billionaires we’ll be killing. No sense in letting that meat go to waste!

don’t eat junk food! instead, compost and eat the veggies.

except nvidia drivers.

fuck nvidia.

Yeah. Sun Crusher is… uhm.

Like. Why. even? Even the Deathstar serves no real functional purpose. That’s the problem with brinksmanship, and mutually assured destruction. Eventually, you’re gonna have to grab that other guy and jump off the cliff. And now, instead of a economically productive and valuable planet, you have an asteroid field. That, sure, you can mine for minerals, but that effort is now going to cost orders of magnitude more.

And lets be honest. If the goal was to keep people too afraid to try anything, eventually some dumb kid from a dried up backwater is going to blow it up. And then you look really fucking weak.

The economic loss of entire systems, though, is just bad for business.

I ignore that. I prefer the bullshitting scoundrel, to be honest.

Maybe Han came up with that when he got called on it. lol.

yup.

Han was bullshitting them. Remember, Han is a fast talking scoundrel who runs scams on rubes.

For people who don’t know Parsec… is a unit of distance. an object 1 parsec from the sun would be an object that has a parralax angle of 1 arc second. a second of arc is the easiest to explain- it’s 1/60^th of a minute of arc, which is 1/60^th of a degree. (arc second is 1/3600^th of a degree.) it comes to about 3 lightyears.

It would be like saying, “I made the Chicago-NY run in less than [whatever miles]!” when talking about how fast his ship is. The distance is fixed. the kessel run is largely fixed.

There are stormtroopers, and then there are stormtroopers. The 501st legion is the best of the best. Most the riffraff were… not.

Like. Every planet probably had to source storm troopers for their own defense from local communities, and they were basically somewhere between Paul Blart: Mall Cop and Keystone Kops.

The stormtroopers on Tatooine were 501st. The ones on the Deathstar (at lest, some of them) probably were, as well, given Vader’s presence. DS-1 troopers wouldn’t have been there if they weren’t competent, at least.

You should see the other guy!

Gotta love a dig at MacDonalds.