Ah yes how American of me, mea culpa.

Yeah but its still kind of comical

Chuck Schumer is a piece of shit

People think Moo Deng is cute when it gnaws on its caretakers but that thing has the same murderous bloodlust as a full grown hippo and would absolutely tear them to shreds if it had the capability

Reminds me of this story. Some guy went into a Macdonalds in Paris, which for some reason had security guards, and they evidently tried to forcibly remove his G-glasses, which were surgically attached to his head. I believe there was a rumor that the place was mobbed up.

https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/cyborg-steve-mann-details-alleged-mcdonald-s-assault-flna889595

He’s mad at Candace for stealing all the right-wing viewers.

In March 2006, Bushby and French adventurer Dimitri Kieffer crossed the Bering Strait on foot, having to take a roundabout 14-day route across a frozen 150-mile (240 km) section to cross the 58-mile (93 km) wide strait from Alaska to Siberia.[4] They were detained by Russian border troop officers while they were crossing the Russian border near the Chukotkan village of Uelen, for not entering Russia at a correct port of entry.

Huh, I didn’t even think that was possible. Imagine the border patrol officers face when they told him how they got there.

Impressive graphic design

I get all the science I need from https://www.crystalinks.com/

Does having a wider population sharing the disease lead to mutation and weakening of the efficacy of the vaccine for the people who get it?

Me irl

Maybe the AI is considering the effect that Lincoln not attending his assassination would have on the course of history and the prospect of its own existence

Cigarette Man: “I don’t want to pay for other people’s healthcare. Who knows how they’re abusing their bodies!”

Alfred Nobel invented dynamite lol

This would be more humorous if Obama hadn’t made the same joke about Trump being president at the White House Press Corps dinner in 2011.

There’s always radical religious fanaticism!