The inch measurements for men don’t account for wider hips/bum so it takes a bit of trial and error to figure out what size to buy. Whenever I buy men’s trousers I have to buy them 4 or 6 inches bigger than my own waist and then wear a belt to cinch the excess in. It’s kind of a hassle and it’s definitely not considered a put-together look by most women so the appeal is limited to the less fashion conscious of us.

I spent 18 years brushing with flavoured toothpaste until I realised “wait, I fucking hate this.” Switched to unflavoured and brushing is far more pleasant now.

I had my reduction 10 years ago but I can still vividly remember the underboob sweat.