Not the weirdest furry transformation I’ve seen

I cannot in good conscience upvote this

Title reads from “not the onion”, actual content explains that it’s your typical brain rotten tiktoker behaving like an asshole for internet fame and money. I don’t think he’ll get the whole 2 years, all I can hope is that he drops that shitty behavior instead of going “I’ve learned my lesson, I’ll only be a public nuisance in countries that won’t even slap me on the wrist”

I need someone to explain what this has to do with Harry Potter. Off by one, too?

Not explicitly shown, but important: the CEO’s brain being incapable of thinking beyond the current quarter, since better usage = long term stability

One without attitude but lots of dumb excuses

Bloodborne, Gran Turismo, Infamous, The Order 1886

Buy a used PC that can run anything released up to ~2014 and you’re golden.

Huh, I vaguely recall micro$lop wanting something similar with their XB1, back in 2013.

> Unsub, laugh maniacally
> See new opportunity to subscribe
> Cannot get “new subscription” bonus because they got enough data to tell it’s you again
> surprised_pikachu_face.jpg

Might start a web series called “My journey into becoming a mangaka online but the evil CEO of 《SEO CORP》has stolen my creativity and now I must fight an army of robots!”

Whatever the hell people would expect from that title, it won’t be that.

Nor does the gun have 3 barrels

Ankh-Morporkian democracy of one man, one vote: the Patrician is the man and he has the vote.

Hey, I’ve seen that hint on The Sims!

Don’t give us hope

Point us to the right direction

I fail to see how removing a comment because it “was misleading and incorrect”, without giving a single word to what is actually incorrect, then replying to it, is “encouraging discussion”.

Dangerous Drake’s Daring Cage

To make up for our disappointment

I wasn’t denying the whip attack my friend, just telling J shouldn’t worry about pressing “cross”