Priced like a RTX 5060 Ti 16GB (485 USD), performance of a RTX 3060 (~330 USD).

Maybe the two can’t tell the difference between large felines.

If all of the work is just typical office stuff, even the software from 15 years ago is more than enough.

As a Brazilian, I can relate

I hate that ddg has “show AI images” on by default

The big thing about MMOs is that they (try to) create communities, and being part of a community is a surefire way to make people stay.

Give too much freedom for a single player and the community as a whole falters. Give them enough to do without groups, but leave the “good stuff” as something exclusive to groups and don’t give dungeon finders or similar auto-grouping tools. I say this as someone who spent way, way too much time playing WoW like a single-player game

It doesn’t need to “make that money back”, none of that is corpo lending expecting return of investment, just thousands of players that really shouldn’t own credit cards. They have sold 1bn without even needing to deliver a “full game”

Or Doom

Dang

200y ago electricity was already a known thing, though not something you got home yet.

One thing you could do, however, is buy up “worthless” land around the Middle East for when oil starts being drilled

Table of Contents

1.    Find your bottleneck first
2.    Slow server response time (TTFB)
3.    Render-blocking JavaScript and CSS
4.    Large image and video files
5.    Third-party scripts
6.    Slow interactions and a blocked main thread
7.    Unoptimised JavaScript
8.    Unoptimised CSS
9.    Web fonts
10.    Plugins, themes, and page builders
11.    Aggressive bot and AI crawler traffic
12.    Make speed a team habit

So, first step is selling the product. Second step, check if the server is actually working fine.

Steps 3 - 11 -> fix your fucked up shit

The fix for 5 is REMOVE THAT FUCKING SHIT. Very similar fix for 10

You could start a game, open the lid, swap discs, reset, and play the second game (can confirm on PS1, not sure on PS2 or GC). Unlike swapping cartridges in a SNES or MegaDrive and resetting without powering down, doing this wouldn’t lead to a super weird game.

The PS1’s Monster Rancher games would give you different monsters depending on what disc you put for the game to read when it asked.

My conspiracy mind sometimes thinks that Apple has said backdoor and has given the keys, but plays a pretend game with the govt as if they didn’t

I’m still trying to find the asshole who prevented the 6th world^[1] from happening

I’ll be honest, the repetitive loops had enough of a variety that it caught me by the balls back in 2006. Felt like your effort would eventually pay off in a couple of days, which was infinitely faster than anything out of Korea by then - those grindfests were already fine tuned to hell to suck as much time as possible

Remember when games rewarded you with more game content by actually playing them? Pepperidge Farms remembers

Aabout tree fiddy

Thank you, I’ll check once I’m off work

Super Splatters seems interesting. I’ll take it.

The game isn’t sold on Steam anymore, will the key still work?

EDIT: What the fuck. This is from supersplatters.com - “Online casinos without a Swedish license are becoming more and more popular among the Swedes because it is a non-stop casino. This means that players do not face any restrictions on gaming sites with local licenses. Their gaming experience keeps getting better and more interesting.”

Or one of Satan’s worse bodily fluids