It’s all the hyperprocessed fat and sugar in their eyes, they can’t see straight.
Just your typical internet guy with questionable humor
It’s all the hyperprocessed fat and sugar in their eyes, they can’t see straight.
“Netanyahu? More like Genocidetoyou, amirite?”
“wtf bro that’s antisemitic!!!”
No no, they’re not considering suicide, they’re just applying to pilot those F-18 submarines!


I take full responsibility 🤣
Oi, you got a loicense for that MATE, m8?


Man, I should start a racist blog, release a shitty ass linux distro, get a 10 million donation then go “SYKE!” and disappear, as anyone dumb enough to get in on that rightfully deserves all the backdoors


Pretty shit article. Anyone with a working brain knows the main reason is this one:
Which brings me to something that, to me, is the most overlooked point of all: the business model dictated the game’s design before a single line of code was even written. An arcade cabinet only made money if you spent your coins fast
Contrary to what the author says, it is not an overlooked point. Any kid who has ever played an arcade knew the difficulty was bullshit on purpose. Not to mention that most boards let the owner change the difficulty and players wouldn’t know any better.
Regarding controls, yes, home ports didn’t have the entire hardware of big machines like Daytona USA, but most, if not all, side scrollers and top down games only needed 2-3 buttons - Final Fight, Aero Wings, Metal Slug, Ghosts 'n Goblins, TMNT, to name a few.
The lazy answer is always “weaker hardware at home.” And sure, that’s part of the story, but it’s a small, almost surface-level part
The irony of stating this is that the very next paragraph is about how the SNES/Genesis hardware was weaker and didn’t have the chips for some of tricks the CPS2 or NEO GEO pulled. The 3 paragraphs before the last are all about “weaker” hardware - physical limitations of the 16 bit consoles, “weaker” CRTs at home and finally, more “arcade boards had more chips to do more stuff”. Literally half of the article is “the home hardware was weaker”, hard to call it “surface-level part”
Oh, here’s a fun fact: the Sharp X68000, a Japanese home/business computer of the 1980s, was what Capcom used to make some of their CPS1 games - said computer also had, at the time, the best home ports of said arcade games.


I remember that r* considered not even working on GTA6 or anything else because of how much money they were getting by simply selling fake money in GTA online


We all wish it was just “some asshole” and not one of the top 10 whiniest bitch assholes in the whole fucking world


Now that’s a whole new level of incompetence


The phones are sooooooooooooo thick and unwieldy because of that hole!!!
Terminal velocity pie
Being able to fuck around can be fun. A linear Elder Scrolls (morrowind, oblivion, skyrim) would be boring


Why stop there? Let’s give it some tentacles!
Which reminds me of X11 / Wayland


Google+ has entered the chat


Ah, the old pyramid scheme.
That was too easy. Name 10 things that cause endless flame wars on linux!
systemd
That’s going for the jugular