I am a PC gamer. The only consoles I’ve purchased in the past 20 years have been Nintendo, it doesn’t take a genius to understand why.

This is the same case for pretty much every PC gamer I know IRL.

Comparing Nintendo to other game companies is like comparing ATVs to cars. They’re both still vehicles. Both have 4-wheels, an engine, gears, etc. But it would take a special kind of idiot to look at both and come to the conclusion that the only reason people buy ATV’s is because they’re too afraid or inexperienced to buy a regular car.

A PC can do anything an XBox or Playstation can do. It can not do everything a Wii or a Switch can do without some finicky emulation software and specialized hardware.

Its such a weird thing to watch from a PC gamer perspective. The game won’t release on PC for another year or longer after consoles. I’m really not feeling like I’m missing out or anything, if anything it’s like I’m standing back and watching a potential train wreck from afar.

Rockstar has been hyping this game up like it’s the next coming of Christ and there’s just no way it lives up to that much hype. People complaining about the lack of physical media, or the confusion surrounding paid DLC. I’ll just sit back and watch what happens. If it releases flawlessly with zero issues, then I’ll look forward to the PC release. If it crashes and burns, well they have a year to fix it and to convince me it’s worth it.

Easy, I ignore it until it gets taken away by the authorities for neglect and for me not having a license to own an elephant. I did not sell it. I did not give it away. It was taken from me.

I have no issue with scams intended to rob rich idiots of their money. It’s essentially just a form of Robin Hood wealth distribution.

From 2024?

It’s strange, I’ve literally had zero issues with them. I have had to refund orders a few times, and it’s usually automatically done in seconds. Maybe it’s different in different areas.

It’s about the journey, not the destination, and the journey has plenty of twists and turns. You may know the start, you may know the end, I promise you do not know how you get there.

Is the Lord of the Rings bad because you know they’re going to destroy the ring in Mount Doom and defeat Sauron by the end?

I won’t say it’s absolutely the game for everyone, but I really don’t think you’d be as disappointed as you’re expecting. Personally, I was VERY invested in the characters by the end.

Have you played Sea of Stars? Absolutely, drop dead GORGEOUS pixel game with phenomenal music. Its not the hardest game, but it is a true love letter to old school JRPGs. One of those games that sticks with you long after you’ve beaten it.

It’s on Game Pass if you have it, otherwise you can grab it on Steam. It’s worth every penny.

I mean, there is a somewhat hd version available on steam that came recently. Still has the polygons of the original, but looks WAY better; much more clean. Not sure if that’s what you’re looking for, but I’ve been enjoying it quite a bit.

Everyone shed a tear for this poor individual.

Why delete your posts yourself when you can just post to .ml and have them delete them for you?

Hey kids! Do you want a phone that costs more, does less, and still comes bundled with privacy breaching software? Well then have I got a phone for YOU!

Doesn’t matter. Their entire customer base sees this as a good feature.

I see you’ve never encountered a twink in shortalls.

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Fucking cursed knowledge when people know you own a telescope.

“Oh it’s a full moon tonight! You gonna take your telescope out?!”

Then you either have to lie and pretend to be excited, or be that akshually asshole. And then half the time you try to tell them the truth, they think your just being negative and that it’s obviously the best time to take the telescope out because just look at the moon it’s so big and full and clearly that must be the optimal way to view it, and then you have to try to explain how shadows work and how lots of the details are missed when the light is shining directly into the craters instead of at an angle and how the light of the full moon is so intense that it washes out anything else that you are wanting to look at and then they ask why you’re being so difficult, can’t you just take the telescope out? So you haul your giant fucking telescope out and get it all set up and they look through it at the moon and kinda go “yea that’s nice! See? It’s still beautiful!” and yes it is, but it’s only like 30% as amazing as it would be with any kind of gibbous or crescent and then they ask is there anything else they can look at and you again have to explain that because the moon is full, you can’t really get any good views of nebulas and any planets you look at will be practically colorless and then they make you show them anyways and they just aren’t as excited as they could have been because it’s not nearly as impressive so they lose interest within 5 minutes and then you have to pack up and haul back in your giant telescope that they insisted you get out to show them the views you told them wouldn’t be super impressive.

And then they forget all of this within a month and so 30 days later you’re hit again with “Oh it’s a full moon tonight! You gonna take out your telescope?!”

And yet 99% of good paying jobs won’t even consider you if you don’t have a LinkedIn. You don’t have to apply on there, or even be active, but you do need one.

I can not spoil the critically acclaimed anime, Cory in the House, because everyone is already familiar with it.

Bots getting the title wrong for engagement bait, this isn’t from a 1901 nurses guide.

This is a sketch from critically acclaimed manga and anime adaption Cory in the House.

For more fun and games, you can refer to your wife as your “ex-girlfriend”.