“Whaaaaa theaters are so expensive nooowww! It costs so much for popcorn and drink-”

Bring your own.

Are you people idiots? Just bring your own snacks, it’s that simple. Every time people complain about theater pricing, they are always including the cost of concessions. Just don’t buy them.

Most theaters do not give a single fuck if you bring in outside food, as long as you’re not obnoxious about it. And for those theaters that claim to care, I guarantee you the people checking tickets are not paid enough to give a shit.

Last time we went to the theaters, it cost $30. That’s it. We brought in massive burritos and drinks from a local Mexican restaurant and enjoyed ourselves. Don’t bring loud, smelly, or messy food and there s literally zero problem.

As life gets longer, awful feels softer, and it feels pretty soft to me.

And if it takes shit to make bliss, well I feel pretty blissfully.

If being fat is not morally wrong or bad, then why do you think fat shaming is a worthwhile insult? You are drawing that connection when you use it that way. You get that’s a fallacy, right? You can’t say there’s nothing negative with a body trait, and then in the same sentence turn around and insult someone with that body trait as if it’s a negative thing.

So are you saying all fat people are immoral and evil? Because when you criticize someone for a physical trait, you are criticizing EVERYONE with that physical trait.

This isn’t even remotely true, but I’m not bothered with anyone trying to convince crack heads to tear down surveillance state equipment.

Not sure if “affluent” is the right word. The people there were absolutely fucked over, and the decision to raze the village was blatant racism. But it was only 225 people, and the vast majority were living in poverty; only a couple could even be considered middle class by the standards at the time. It was no Black Wallstreet.

Linux users proceed to cry

rather than any other hex game

Well, the first thing you should know is that C&C is NOT a hex game. So if you make hexagonal terrain, whoever is wanting the cake is going to be really confused.

That’s like making a Halo themed cake and asking is there anything you need to make it obvious other than zombies.

Hey everyone! This guy doesn’t know how to make potato soup!

Who has been claiming Summer 2026 is going to be amazing?

You’re right, there are more Linux users in such communities. How foolish of them to only cater to 95% of the population!

Oh no! How foolish of them to only cater to 98% of the population!

Edit: didn’t realize this was an Australian instance.

I shamelessly steal ideas from them all the time. Fantasy Costco is in all my campaigns and always run by Garfield, the Deals Warlock. I even made an entire mini-campaign that took place entirely within Fantasy Costco.

The world is on fire, Spongebob. Now is not the time to be vulnerable.

Shut up and follow orders.

I had my characters experience a bit of the opposite of this in a DnD campaign. As part of the story, they had to break into a museum to steal an artifact. They went in when it was closing and met Doris, the sweet old lady at the entrance who told them “I’m sorry sweeties, the museum is closing for the day. But I’d be happy to arrange a tour for you tomorrow, my dears!”

Now, my characters had been getting a lot of runarounds from people in the city. Basically dealing with beuracratic headaches that were designed for them to get frustrated and just strong arm past to show how the seemingly oppressive government running the city was actually pretty ineffectual and many officials could just be brushed off or ignored with little consequence.So my frustrated characters, thinking they’re meeting yet another roadblock, decided “screw it, let’s just tie her up and ransack the place.”

But Doris was different. Doris had a backstory. Doris was a druid. And she was the head of security for the museum.

So when they attacked, instead of dealing with a frail old woman, they found a 12ft tall, pissed-off, Kodiak bear who FAR out leveled them. No one causes trouble in Doris’s museum.

Shit like this is why I shake my heads at dumbasses going “Just you wait ICE agents! Things didn’t work out too well for all the former Nazi’s who tried to say they were ‘just following orders’!”

Yes things actually did turn out just fine for the overwhelming majority of Nazi’s. Only like a couple dozen faced any sort of consequences. The rest quietly returned to their lives as machinists, butchers, office workers, farmers, etc.

This picture is a reflection of every user here who thinks this is real or not satire.

Ok wait… Can I use AI to change clickbait headlines into actual summaries of articles, without hyperbole, or people getting “slammed”? I am sure googles goal is only to create more clickbait, but if there was a way to do the opposite, that would be the first good use of AI I’ve seen.