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Cake day: January 24th, 2024

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  • I want more of this type of horror. Why does all horror have to be modern or sci-fi?

    We have so much history we could be exploring with it! Off the top of my head you could have…

    A squadron of Roman soldiers, lost in a haunted forest, struggling to survive/escape as spirits pick them off one by one.

    A young Irish sheep herder who accidentally wanders into the Fae realm.

    A pair of pre-colonial Native Americans out on a vision quest who become hunted by a skinwalker.

    A trader during the Islamic Golden Age encountering an evil djinn.

    Monks in ancient China band together to protect their village from a dragon.

    Ancient Sumerian demons.

    Aztec shamans performing dark rituals.

    Pacts with Babylonian gods in ancient Babylon.



  • Ok then why do waiters always make it SO FUCKING HARD TO LEAVE?! Most of the time, I wind up waiting for the check to show up, often I have to flag someone down to get it.

    And then, the most ridiculous part of the whole ritual; they drop off the check and then leave! Imagine if that happened anywhere else. Go through the grocery aisle, get all your stuff scanned, and then the person working the checkout just walks away for 5+ minutes.

    And then, when they finally show up and take the check with your card, they leave for another 5+ minutes. What is taking so long?! It is 2026, how do you not have a functional POS system??

    Places that let you pay with your phone and leave when you’re ready are the best. Even ones that have the waiter come to the table with a pad you can pay on are good. I just hate the black booklets, such a horrible, inefficient way to pay.



  • Yea! What gives? People will eat a wonderfully cooked and prepared steak but turn their nose up at an unseasoned chunk of raw beef. They also prefer soft bread over raw flour. Gosh, it sure is a mystery why people have these preferences! As we all know, cooking and food preparation do absolutely nothing and the end result tastes exactly like the raw ingredients.





  • No it’s not. I mean, maybe if you’re dumb and can’t recognize fake shit, which, from the looks of this comment thread, it appears Lemmy has started down that path.

    It’s the “in a bikini” part that’s a dead giveaway. That’s not a detail that would be included in a real headline. That’s extra added to make the situation seem more ridiculous and silly. It’s crazy I even have to point this out, its painfully obvious to me.







  • I mean, except for you, the creator and poster of this misleading image that will only add fuel to the baseless accusations from Mossad. Even if you created this as an edgy joke, it won’t be used that way.

    Let me ask you something: Why make shit up at all? Even as a joke? There are plenty of respectable people who have made anti-ICE statements. Hell, even Miss Rachel has made actual statements. Why not just use her actual words? Why put words into someone’s mouth that they didn’t say? What good comes of that?