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  • I had my characters experience a bit of the opposite of this in a DnD campaign. As part of the story, they had to break into a museum to steal an artifact. They went in when it was closing and met Doris, the sweet old lady at the entrance who told them “I’m sorry sweeties, the museum is closing for the day. But I’d be happy to arrange a tour for you tomorrow, my dears!”

    Now, my characters had been getting a lot of runarounds from people in the city. Basically dealing with beuracratic headaches that were designed for them to get frustrated and just strong arm past to show how the seemingly oppressive government running the city was actually pretty ineffectual and many officials could just be brushed off or ignored with little consequence.So my frustrated characters, thinking they’re meeting yet another roadblock, decided “screw it, let’s just tie her up and ransack the place.”

    But Doris was different. Doris had a backstory. Doris was a druid. And she was the head of security for the museum.

    So when they attacked, instead of dealing with a frail old woman, they found a 12ft tall, pissed-off, Kodiak bear who FAR out leveled them. No one causes trouble in Doris’s museum.






  • I really liked the first 80% of Firewatch. The last 20% though… I guess I didn’t hate it, but I also really didn’t like the switch in tone. Without giving spoilers, the ending left me feeling kind of disappointed with how normal it was. I remember finishing the game and immediately going to look if there was an alternative ending, because certainly the game wouldn’t just end like… That.

    Like, imagine working on a big murder mystery where a man was found dead inside a locked room with no windows. You gather tons of clues, interview countless people searching for a motive, spend a lot of time putting together all the pieces and… It turns out he simply tripped and hit his head.

    Like, there’s still a mystery. There’s still a good story. It’s not even a really bad ending, it’s just not nearly as exciting as where you thought it would lead.













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    8 days ago

    Why wouldn’t he be as dirty as the man mentioned in the redacted Epstein files 38,000 times? Why wouldn’t he be as dirty as the man who is literally running underage sex clubs? Do you know that Mar A Lago still employs 16 year olds as masseuses and cocktail waitresses? That never actually stopped. That’s still going on. Underage girls giving gross old men full body massages. Clinton is a sonofabitch, but there is an ocean of difference between him and Trump.


  • Shh, there’s no room for rationality here! Obviously the US military, which is the biggest funded military in the world by several degrees, is collapsing because they’re all big, mean, stupid, poo-poo heads and no other reason! Everyone knows the US is minutes away from collapse and absolutely doesn’t have the strength to draw this conflict out for multiple decades despite the trillions of dollars spent to ensure exactly that outcome!