The Earth will be fine. It’s only us who are fucked.

Alright. I got you now. Pretty sure I know what you’re looking for:

Shutter Island (2010)

10 Cloverfield Lane (2016) (you don’t have to have seen Cloverfield at all)

Coherence (2013) (a personal favorite of mine)

The Shining (1980)

Hereditary (2018)

Weapons (2025)

Late Night with the Devil (2023) (if you liked The Exorcist, you’ll love this one)

I think any of these will be right up your alley. Minimal/no gore. Rely more on suspense/mystery than cheap jump scares. Each will give you lots of goosebumps.

If you can handle some gore in favor of compelling story/setting, I’d also add to the list:

The Thing (1982)

Event Horizon (1997)

Finally! A party where people don’t just spout false bullshit they heard on the internet because they’re too lazy or stupid to fact check!

The original version of this meme had Nintendo also with a concerned face standing next to Steam.

Was it? I’ve found Jack Black annoying in everything he’s ever done. I do not understand the hype people have for him.

The game puts you in different lobbies depending on your play style. Care bears get matched with other care bears. Murder bears get matched with other murder bears. If you are finding yourself only getting matched with murder bears, examine your play style.

Vtubers have always made me uncomfortable in a way I can’t fully describe. Fans talk about them as if the vtuber characters are real, and they all seem to lust after them in a very unhealthy way.

Where do you live? If it’s not Africa, then you are an invasive species. Maybe go scowl in a mirror at the indignity of your own existence.

“Whaaaaa theaters are so expensive nooowww! It costs so much for popcorn and drink-”

Bring your own.

Are you people idiots? Just bring your own snacks, it’s that simple. Every time people complain about theater pricing, they are always including the cost of concessions. Just don’t buy them.

Most theaters do not give a single fuck if you bring in outside food, as long as you’re not obnoxious about it. And for those theaters that claim to care, I guarantee you the people checking tickets are not paid enough to give a shit.

Last time we went to the theaters, it cost $30. That’s it. We brought in massive burritos and drinks from a local Mexican restaurant and enjoyed ourselves. Don’t bring loud, smelly, or messy food and there s literally zero problem.

As life gets longer, awful feels softer, and it feels pretty soft to me.

And if it takes shit to make bliss, well I feel pretty blissfully.

If being fat is not morally wrong or bad, then why do you think fat shaming is a worthwhile insult? You are drawing that connection when you use it that way. You get that’s a fallacy, right? You can’t say there’s nothing negative with a body trait, and then in the same sentence turn around and insult someone with that body trait as if it’s a negative thing.

So are you saying all fat people are immoral and evil? Because when you criticize someone for a physical trait, you are criticizing EVERYONE with that physical trait.

This isn’t even remotely true, but I’m not bothered with anyone trying to convince crack heads to tear down surveillance state equipment.

Not sure if “affluent” is the right word. The people there were absolutely fucked over, and the decision to raze the village was blatant racism. But it was only 225 people, and the vast majority were living in poverty; only a couple could even be considered middle class by the standards at the time. It was no Black Wallstreet.

Linux users proceed to cry

rather than any other hex game

Well, the first thing you should know is that C&C is NOT a hex game. So if you make hexagonal terrain, whoever is wanting the cake is going to be really confused.

That’s like making a Halo themed cake and asking is there anything you need to make it obvious other than zombies.

Hey everyone! This guy doesn’t know how to make potato soup!

Who has been claiming Summer 2026 is going to be amazing?

You’re right, there are more Linux users in such communities. How foolish of them to only cater to 95% of the population!

Oh no! How foolish of them to only cater to 98% of the population!