The more insane, unlikely, and catastrophic the error, the more appropriate an insane, terse, apocalyptic error message is.

git pull
# you see bullshit
git reset --hard HEAD@{1}
git push --force

Solved! Tell your coworker to make their own branch!

Honestly, yeah. I mean, not the best but I definitely am more in favor of comments being a commentary than explaining what’s happening. Explaining why is better than what, but in general, comments where anything absolutely bonkers is happening are useful. Bare minimum, I think some sort of acknowledgement that the person writing the code also recognized their code was weird (necessarily or not) is nice.

Okay but those glasses actually go so hard.

It has a corrupt form of capitalism.

I AGREE! We must return to a more pure form of capitalism by repealing the Chimney Sweepers Act 1788! Boys younger than eight should be allowed to be apprentices! Master sweeps should be allowed to take them on without getting their parents’ consent, a four year old young man is able to make his own decisions!

Maybe they mean for a business?

He’s looking for a dominant mommy so maybe he used to be a dominant father. (?)

Did either of those do banker’s rounding?

This reminds me of a time at work when we got sued. The company was allegedly using (or had copies) of some tool we couldn’t have anymore. Annoying, but fine. However, to check this, they scanned all of our computers for the name of that company. They told us all to delete our entire local Maven repository. Someone who worked there was on the commiter list for a couple of open source projects. I just manually deleted those files because I knew for a fact that our central Maven repository didn’t have some of the versions of our own code on it and I wasn’t confident we wouldn’t need them again. Turns out I was right and needed to grab one later on to upload. Because I manually deleted the files with the company’s name instead of just deleting everything, the scanner thing they were running didn’t detect offending files. (Not that a file listing someone’s email address as a commiter to an open source project should be offending, but still.)

It was a Java project and every class was in a separate Maven module.

Oh I know, it’s not meant to be the one true argument to destroy anyone’s belief in god. But yeah the entire story of Job is just so fucked up. God literally puts Job through so much suffering just because of a pissing match with the devil.

God acting as an executioner for crimes he’s supposed to judge seems not as bad as God just straight up being like “yeah folks, I’m jealous and petty! But also perfect! But you better not be jealous and petty!”

I believe god is omnipotent and omniscient so I just prayed once for a good and healthy life. To pray often is to doubt god’s power. I don’t wanna out god in a box like that. Plus god has a divine plan that is obviously unable to be altered so why should we interject our own opinions into it? Seems like hubris to me.

So the satanic government must be hiding the prayers to satan that all pilots are required to do by the satanic FAA!

(misread as “not even the same”, my mistake.)

God breaks his own rules in the ten commandments. God tells us not to be jealous of our neighbors while describing himself as a jealous god.

“I didn’t steal and distribute your work, I just made a machine distill it down and able to copy everything meaningful about it!”

And it will be legal to fork it and remove that, yay GPL!

It’s all very fuzzy. These are not objective terms. These are things marketing agencies make up and then claim to know how to advertise to. I’m not saying different age groups don’t have similarities but to when it gets to very specific things like “Gen Z stopped in 2012” it’s not really a fact.

It’s a video instead of text because the person in the video made a video of themselves instead of writing something.