Kaeden Griffin Is going places.

I don’t plant my bare anus on my counter, so neither will you.

They should be illegal. The literal only difference between these ‘services’ and the mob is they typically don’t break your knees.

But that’s not the only despicable thing about the mafia’s racket.

These people squeeze the last blood from people who often become homeless anyhow; whereas if landlords had souls, many people could at least keep their housing and not be so vulnerable to predators.

Here Az638%!7fHzp2$g. Who’s a good boy? That’s right Az638%!7fHzp2$g you are!

My password manager names my pets.

[Everybody disliked that]

Knitting.

Have you ever dragged 100% wool yarn across your teeth?

This makes me feel that. Not sure why.

This makes me feel like I’m eating my own tongue. Glass is only slightly less bad.

But… document your code.

Hahahaha for who?!?

Uh… for future you!

Me to future me: lol no

Bigfoot is a 70s hippie who wants you to smoke grass and love one another.

I’d vote for Bigfoot.

Must be. He had no reaction to yellow or red.

That’s so weird.

I’ve always heard that cats are basically colourblind, but I used to have a cat that was terrified of the colour orange. He bit an orange extension cord as a baby, and would avoid anything orange after that. Not red, not yellow, only bright orange.

We had a bright orange blanket, and if you dropped him onto it, he’d spring away like it was a trampoline.

Literally 1984.

Funny that we have used that so much and watered it down, people can’t take it seriously now it’s actually true.

The government is intervening here. Whatever I guess.

Young children don’t warn you when they learn how to open locks. Sometimes you find out when they’re rifling through your stuff or well down the road.

Cheers! I’ve never needed to know this. It will probably become relevant in future, now. So cheers for this!

When you stand still

That’s not really possible, though, right? It is at a macro level, but you’re never not moving in 3d space at small levels, right?

For hand sewing, pull your thread between your thumb and a block of bees’ wax a few times after threading it, and you won’t have to worry about knots nearly as much.

Omg the beans. What a beauty.

Also, never ventures on the countertops? What a gentleman.

So, what about Australia made all the birds sing?

I didn’t realise she was a squid. That arm…