Oh man, is this because he raped kids? I heard that’s why from someone.

Ah, the smell of eggs. That’s really bringing me back. I used to cook the new batch of mouse balls for the macs at school each week.

My coworker used “jif” the other day, and man… Did I just like immediately lose respect for her.

I didn’t even know I cared, and I didn’t say anything… But like, wtf? Lol

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THEY DON’T COME OFF! DO YOURS DO THAT?!”

Yup. Fuck that show. I won’t watch it, and I have HBO as well as a history of watching every Harry Potter movie to date.

I own both of these products. They don’t look like this.

The worst people in this world don’t think about these things. They are the ones in “heaven”.

If that’s the company in heaven, it sounds fucking awful.

The CEO’s brains are definitely broken. The rest of us? Mostly fine.

Lol, cause who wants to use a single USB to interface with the laptop? That’s crazy.

Next you’ll be questioning the tears of joy!

Yeah, let it soak! That’s great for the seasoning as well.

Turn them over while you’re at it. The bottom should face down.

Yeah, the gas pumps are at a record high right now in the US. It’s just rich people fucking poor people inside and outside this damaged country.

Mighty kind of you! Do you perhaps have any bread to go with it?

I’ll take one on my car, too, for when I have to drive through the wasteland of LA.

To be clear, they’re is no bike option that isn’t suicide when traversing long distances through LA.

It’s like fuckin mad max out there.

Man, I did some light manual labor yesterday and I can barely stand today. I can’t go to fucking war without severely endangering every friendly around me.

So no, 45 is not the new thirty fucking anything.

Oh my god. That looks amazing.

I’m going to the store right now to get one.

The sucrose in the beans is starch. Starch is great for clothes. Clothes washing is a chore. Guess what, everyone. So is the dishes.

Amazing life hack. 11/10

That looks lovely. Could use a bit of parm on top, though. Just a suggestion.

The fucking file system doesn’t even work on windows.

Is delayed enough that is goddamn aggravating. All that fucking stupid onedrive shit, I’m guessing.