What went wrong, with an entire mountain you say?

So … um … I’ve never seen a bridge survive a mountain falling onto it, have you? Did they build the mountain too, or am I missing something else?

Honestly, a lot more of the bridge survived than I would have expected, and oh yeah, they saw this coming; It closed days before.

Not enough for them to ever come close to impimenting enough checks server-side, or take competitive or transactional multiplayer cloud-only, but also magically enough for them to demand the ability to install back-doors and malware on our PC’s.

It’s just magical like that yo, they ain’t gotta explain shit. How dare you ask for answers or for them to respect your privacy, cheater?

Honestly, I usually find the items with the best effort-to-payout ratio disappointing precisely because they reward stealing from or murdering innocents, or farming uninteresting mobs, yet the same games expect me to believe all the bandits and killers are ill-equipped and poor-as-shit? … and that the big-bads got that way(+awesome armor and weapons) from constant fighting?

That title alone made me feel all warm and fuzzy in-side, and smile from ear-to-ear … this is a genuinely alarming and anything-but-natural state for me.

EDIT: No seriously dude, stab me. It’s been too long since anyone cared enough to consider that.

Depends if the newly-formed habits persist whenever she lets up.

There are plenty of spots to aim other than the water, most of which will disperse the spray and splash down and towards the center of the bowl. The Swedes literally carved a fake fly in one spot in particular on urinals to make it clear, but regular toilet bowls are actually more forgiving.

Maybe your boyish masculinity demanded you ignore such things while standing as tall as you could and forcibly emptying your bladder as hard and fast as possible, but such inadequacy does not make you a man, nor does leaving the mess for others to clean-up. A man-child maybe, but definitely not a mature one.

Bend-at-the knees and let the flow do its thing without treating your prostate and abs like they owe you money. Your “torrent” requires neither extreme focus-and-effort, nor an assist from gravity.

Sure from your description, one of us should NEVER have been standing to pee, nor go around calling themselves a “Man” even today. Surprisingly, its not me.

My dad taught me this game when I was 7; One of the first times I had ever even met him, let-alone got to stay with him a few days by-myself. On my next trip or so, he had forgotten the game entirely, was dis-interested, and I never met anyone else who knew it before I taught them.

Back when I could consistently roll my foreskin back, aiming from standing was the cleaner option. I have no idea what animals you’ve lived with that couldn’t get their pee in the bowl consistently, but I’m sorry, I guess?

Thanks, I hate it. I hate it BECAUSE I get it, to be clear. F’ing digits …

Reasons I unironically want a FUD/STP device; Not that I’ve bothered to be pro-active about it. Even sitting to pee does not reign-in the dick’s non-sense.

You apparently have no idea the dick’s talent for aiming for the crack between the seat and rim, no matter how you go about “tucking” it downwards to try to prevent just that. Even sitting, leaning so far forward your hands are on the floor, is no guarantee.

Up-voted for that last panel, but the rot is on-theme for the holiday.

Johnny Cash did it better with Riders in the Sky

Not because we don’t have Spam, but because we can’t find it under all of the cheese.

At some point, even a willing merchant should offer lower per-item payouts.

“I like you enough to go x over wholesale” only goes so far, and yeah, damn near everyone has an absolute limit on what they would expect to be able to offload in the next century. Likely a much lower limit than you would expet. Repeatedly selling the same thing should eventually invoke “I’ll take one or two this time, but for the rest, you should probably visit x, who I sold that last truckload too, or x, who I had to PAY to haul it away. You now owe me money, btw.”

Think the downvotes are mostly title-realated. but also, you need references. There are definitely communities that are a better fit for this screed, no matter how much you may want it to be welcomed here.

Employers love the smell of desperation comming off of “low skill workers” in their 30s, especially when they come to work to escape the cold or heat.

How the hell are they both wage-slaves and unemployed?

Reasons I keep old installer-ISOs, tbh