First thought, would the roaches would live long enough to make this remotely worth the wasted toothbrushes, let alone the effort?
… then I realize I’m almost certain he’s plugged-up their shitters, and were I a little saner, I would be too afraid to ask for confirmation. At least I can’t be bothered to look it up myself?
I’m chosing to believe he doesn’t live there, if only because its not a “home”, with pesky things like a “lease”, or “utilities”, or “property taxes paid by a living owner in the last decade”. That last one almost gives me the warm fuzzies, so I’m rooting for him now.







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