An absolute Shrektacle.

Antonio Banderas carries that film farther than he had any right to.

And any time a film’s climactic moments are set to Bonnie Tyler’s “I need a hero”, it’s a treat. (See also: Short Circuit 2.)

It’s like the

Industry…but at 25 frames per second!

(Or some arbitrary frame rate to stir further controversy)

“Danger zoooone!”

“mOvE fAsT aNd BrEaK tHiNgS LaWs”

It’s all Thiel’s stupid idea. He’s started a ton of companies all ripping off Tolkien’s work while basically LARPing Sauron. Such despicable trash.

Ah that explains it. I was thinking new slang just dropped.

“THEY GOT GreatestOfAllTimed!!!” (Air horns, John Cena, etc)

So much. It feels like an offshoot cousin of clickbait, basically.

Weak ideas with writing that tries to sound strong.

I move to make this the new definition of “Marketing”.

It’s like leaving cookies and milk out for Adam Jensen or J.C Denton ❤️ lol

Freaking PREACH.

It makes me so sad how people are trying to ProGamer420$69 min-max munchkin-build their way through socializing or finding someone who will go out with them, or they treat dating like the stock market…or any kind of “market.”

“I need to get a girlfriend/boyfriend” is a phrase that immediately signals the wrong mentality, and apps and services are all too willing to jump in and perpetuate this cycle of ignorance and desperate loneliness.

I’m not sure what this is but my first reaction was “Wow what an unsettling sketch of that ‘We Are Number One’ meme.”

When you discuss condiments on BobIsTheOilGuy.com.

What a fantastic awareness campaign for Luanti!

…And on the slim chance you got past that hurdle…

[HOA has entered the chat]

Close! Quentin Tarantreeno.

Yeah, when I get the urge to buy, I go through my library and pretend it’s a “store”, and “shop” for something I haven’t played.

Small psychological trick that…seems to mostly work. :)

Also if you wanna go real oldschool, Divine Divinity and Beyond Divinity go for like 70¢ occasionally. :D

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Ummm…

“Arch users about to update without reading the news page”

How’d I do? Lol

I’m definitely not an expert, but yeah that’s kinda the case.

Basically Mint will update core packages and security updates and such, but when Canonical gets another “bright idea” for Ubuntu like opt-out telemetry, or amazon results in search, or proprietary packaging formats (Snaps)…

…Mint will basically just leave that stuff out, and it never reaches the users.