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Could you imagine?

The real epiphany comes when you realize working 9-5 was 8 hours. Meaning the lunch break was included. Just another hit to the working class. What a way to make a living.

Babies might but kids…idk I never had them.

I usually tell people that I have a rare medical condition where everything I say sounds sarcastic, but I’m serious. It doesn’t work all the time. I had my co-workers, after 5 years of knowing me, think I was lying about something because I smiled towards the end. I had to explain to them my condition. Then I had to explain that it’s not a real condition, but just a way to easily explain my goofiness.

The more I would try to convince people the more they thought I was lying. I just don’t try anymore.

Are you okay bro?

All these things that you ‘know as facts’ aren’t true.

Now in my 30s, I check every day against what my life was at that time. My life has only ever gotten better. Even on the verge of a fascist hell

Huzzah. I’m in my 40s but same. Here’s to always trying to improve yourself.

They call it early maxing. Get with the lingo boomer headline.

I’m replaying Portal, so I guess I’m a chick now. Do I get the portal gun? That would make it pretty awesome.

I feel this is true too. Idk how I would get out of it in this day and age.

Still trying to live my best life. I need to go to the gym more, but overall good. How are things with you?

Those thumbs would get them into trouble.

Reminds me of that 'So You Want To Be A Superhero ’ show by Stan Lee. There was a person that was a plant to betray the rest of the heroes. His name was Rotiart. Traitor backwards. It worked though because it was just the first episode and I didn’t notice till afterwards.

Don’t forget the movie where he grows horns after his girlfriend dies. I was never a Daniel Radcliffe fan (never saw Harry Potter) until after he started making these fever dream movies. I love it.

Depends on where they live. They could probably get a bike and do a few jobs on apps (task rabbit, fiver, etc) to save for an e-bike and expand their area.

I know you can deliver food with e-bikes and if they live in a certain area it might be worth it.

There are a lot of factors though. Even if they look for remote work or online anything, there are so many traps and fake job postings that people get demotivated.

We come up with a new gun every other month? Seems low.

Disco Elysium. I’m surprised it wasn’t mentioned yet. There was also legal drama with the original creators, so feel free to pirate. Not that Lemmy needs convincing of it.

They used to have good deals. I was able to order meals with deals and points to get a combo for a dollar. You used to be able to customize better too. I was able to put fresh diced jalapenos on my beef n cheddar.

Now the customization options are worse and the deals are worse. I hardly go anymore. Just not worth it. I can get a better deal at the sit down restaurants.