The thing nobody asked for, spent trillions of dollars to force feed it into everyone’s daily lives, and are now shocked the majority of people don’t give two fucking shits about it.

You morons always think some boogyman is coming for your guns. It’s con CONTROL, not gun CONFISCATION.

Having has sex with consensual cutting involved…

Go on…

Nothing is free, the difference between medicine and poison is dose.

This.

Fentanyl will fucking kill you with micro-grams of a dose spliced into that line you’re about to snort.

It’ll also help your brain feel happy after you suffered a traumatic injury and you’re laying in a hospital.

Have you tried Ozempic? Have you? Huh? You fat piece of shit!? Ozempic! Try it! Here’s a coupon for 50% off Ozempic. Have you tried it yet?

Also, hurt in a crash? Call us! We’ll get you MILLIONS because you swerved to avoid that child in the street and hit a traffic light! We’ll sue that child’s family FOR YOU!

But they certainly wouldn’t share that 12yo’s information with other companies to prove how good a company they are in shutting down a 12yo’s account, giving other companies all the information from the 12yo’s account to help the other companies better shut down future 12yo’s accounts.

“We’re not sharing a 12 year old’s information. We’re passing on information on how to prevent us from sharing a 12 year old’s information in the future!”

Oh you don’t need to throw the class problem at me. I’m very well aware, but it’s cute you think this is an attack on your Me-ma’s cookies while the scary black man has a cookie too.

But your grandma, you, and everyone reading this comment has a choice when it comes to democracy. You can vote for people to represent you who support your values, support your beliefs, and allow you to hold them accountable if they don’t do as their “employers” voted them to do. Voting for someone is a show of personal value. If you vote for a candidate who is anti-climate change, you are against the idea of climate change. I am married to a trans person and if I ever voted for someone who wanted to eliminate “transgenderism”, I’d be voting to kill my partner, thus not supporting their right to exist even though I’m married to them.

Are there much larger contributors to climate pollution that we should worry about? Yes.

Are there billionaires that are the cause of the majority of the issues in the world? Yes.

Should we fucking do something about that? Yes.

But until you or I are willing to put bullets through brains and have a The Purge event for billionaires, we need to vote for people who will actually do something about the contributors to pollution, or to reign in the amount of money billionaires are able to siphon from the rest of us. And that starts by voting for people at regional and city levels, and go from there.

Sorry, I believe your vote is a representation of you as a person. But that vote could be at the ballot box, or a college campus in Orem, Utah in September of 2025.

Nearly every video and picture format was created or promoted to support porn.

Did your Grandma vote for and openly support the massive campaign of exaggerating scientific uncertainty and overwhelming news media all while increasing consumption worldwide to 103 million barrels per day and promoting the development of the military-industrial complex to secure her interests?

If so, then yes she is also at fault for the reason it isn’t Cold in October anymore.

You literally download the install files onto your pc.

Even if gog went down forever, you get to keep those files unless you delete them.

I only got 4 hours of sleep last night.

“Wow, that much!? I only got-”

Stop… Stop talking right now, or I will rip your tongue of your mouth and use it to lick your own asshole.

People will probably look forward to eating that shite

That’s a way better way of putting it.

I can afford steak and chicken every night, and I still love me some Helper.

Don’t yuk someone else’s yum. Enjoy your kale or whatever dog shit you enjoy.

Depends where this is taken.

In Canada, our “cheese powder” is literally cheddar cheese grated extremely fine and dehydrated. So it’s literally real cheese, and not some test tube product.

If this was American, I would assume the “made with real cheese” was the cardboard of the packaging since their cheese is fucking garbage.

You don’t like your raw meat sitting at room temperature for months on end?

My partner and I can afford some pretty reasonable dinners. But one of our go-to staples is literally a box of Kraft Dinner and sliced hot dogs.

We’ll make 3 boxes worth and fridge the leftovers for quick dinners for a couple more days.

Don’t be throwing slander at the vast usefulness of the glorious hot dog.

Hamburger Helper without the Hamburger still slaps.

“This recipe for Sausage and Pepper Penne says I need Sausage! But I don’t have sausage! This recipe is stupid.”

Spoiler Alert, dry noodles generally don’t need to be refrigerated.