Freelance journalist, burner, raver and vandweller.

I read news so you don’t have to (but you still should).

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Cake day: June 6th, 2023

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  • My parents bought an Acer Pentium 55 (yeah, the one with the floating point issues) after having the 8088 and 386 custom built. It was such a shitshow that when I headed to college, we considered a DEC Alpha … in the end, I got a P-II 266. 64MB of RAM and the worst reliability I’ve ever seen in a hard drive. My roommate had a K6-2 233 with 32MB of RAM. His computer never crashed. For obvious reasons, I built a K6-2 300 system, and I’d not return to Intel for a decade.






  • I first interacted with both my ex-wives in 2004, weeks apart. OKCupid was still about detailed profiles, personality quizzes and answering thousands of questions (with preferred responses by matches listed).

    My first ex was a nerdy 94% match. The second was somewhere on the order of 43%. Guess which one I still talk with daily?

    The only time I’ve used modern dating apps was hanging out at my lesbian ex-girlfriend’s place. We’d get drunk and then mock women’s profiles.