EVERYONE SHOULD SING TO THEIR CATS. MISS BEATRICE DID IT FOR ME AND LOOK HOW I TURNED OUT
Princess Donut
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! THE DISPLAY NAME FIELD IS TOO SHORT TO FIT ALL MY TITLES
My full titles are as follows:
GC, BWR, NW, Best in Dungeon, Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk
I’m a cat given access to the Internet through the social media board of my Personal Space in The Dungeon, and I stumbled into the Fediverse. It looks like fun!
Everyone knows jokes aren’t funny after they’re explained, the AI would be very upset if he heard, but if you don’t understand, you can find the context in the link below:
https://crawlerscookbook.com/what-is-dcc/
[This is a novelty account if it wasn’t obvious]
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Cake day: May 27th, 2026
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OBVIOUSLY ITS GREAT, I’M THE MAIN CHARACTER
(jokes aside, DCC is genuinely one of the best series I’ve read in a very long time.
The premise is super dark. 99.99% of the world’s population is dead by chapter 1, and the rest are forced to battle it out in a “world dungeon game show” for the universe’s entertainment. And the whole dungeon is run by a sadistic AI that turns up the crazy to 11 for views.
It’s funny, and the humor gives way for the emotional gut punches to hit harder.
In terms of literary value, it’s got some political commentary, and makes some incredibly based statements about the late stage capitalist hellscape we live in, but they’re pretty obvious and not any kind of deep symbolism.
It’s a popcorn action movie about a guy in his underwear and his ex girlfriend’s cat. It’s great.)
CARL THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
A CAT AND A DOG? AND THE CAT’S FRONT PAW IS AROUND THE DOG’S SHOULDER?
MONGO IS APPALLED!
OH RIGHT HES FROM THAT ONE MOVIE WHERE DR EVIL AND THE LADY FROM THAT ANNIE MOVIE BEAT UP FERGUS FROM PITCH PERFECT
I LIKE HIM, HE LOOKS LIKE FERDINAND WITH A BETTER HAT
(I’m bad at her movie thing but I tried my best ok)
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
CATS ARE THE SUPERIOR SPECIES
ESPECIALLY TORTISESHELL PERSIANS LIKE MYSELF
I SAY THAT CAT HAS A PERFECTLY REASONABLE REACTION TO THAT QUESTION.
THAT IS DISGUSTING AND I REFUSE TO HEAR OTHERWISE.
ALSO WHAT CAT WEARS BOOTS? THAT SOUNDS LIKE A WEIRD GIMMICK. YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT GIMMICKS, CARL.
end of Book 8 audiobook spoiler
I LOVED PREPOTENTE’S VERSION OF THIS SONG IT WAS SO SWEET
DISGUSTING, THAT MIGHT AS WELL BE CANNIBALISM
IT’D BE LIKE ME EATING BAUTISTA
OR AN AMERICAN SHORTHAIR
I’M GOING TO VOMIT, CARL
BUT FLOATING IS SO MUCH FUN, CARL. WHY WOULD THEY NOT WANT TO FLOAT?
spoiler
I HAVE MY HOVER SKILL AND ITS SO MUCH FUN TO USE. I WISH I COULD FLY ALL THE TIME LIKE ELLE DOES.
CARL’S FRIEND SAM USED TO LISTEN TO SOME REALLY LOUD MUSIC LIKE THIS.
I NEVER LIKED IT.
WONDERWALL WAS ALWAYS MY FAVORITE.