🎲 Role player, Game master. I am often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

Maybe.


Opening a gift early? A 12-year-old boy unwrapped his Christmas Nintendo Gameboy a day ahead; his mom called cops to teach a lesson, landing him in custody.
https://www.ign.com/articles/2006/12/06/child-arrested-for-opening-christmas-present-early


The original article from deadline:
https://deadline.com/2026/01/microsoft-outlook-outage-email-1236694027/


Udder Nonsense.
That’s a likely answer. Thank you!
So less than a dozen fries, a donut hole, and tiny burrito that appears to be the length of an adult finger. Well, it is a micro meal.
But I am appearing to be missing something as this is political memes. So do we have a Peter to explain the joke?


I didn’t get a popup, but I have a popup blocker. Here’s his six without his detailed reasoning.
- KDE neon – The Official KDE Experience
- Kubuntu – Ubuntu Stability with Plasma Polish
- Fedora KDE Spin – Cutting-Edge Innovation
- EndeavourOS KDE – Arch Linux Made Accessible
- Garuda Linux – Gaming and Performance Focus
- openSUSE Tumbleweed – Stability Meets Rolling Release
While not on the flashier side, I just learned about https://www.tromjaro.com/
“A Trade-Free operating system based on Manjaro Linux Designed for your brain, but you can install it on a computer. No more ads and trackers consuming you, no ‘free’ trials, no bullshit.”
They even de-crapified Firefox.


Doing a search for the headline and identifying it by the graphic, it appears he might have meant to link here:
https://techrefreshing.com/best-kde-plasma-linux-distros-in-2026/
… However, as noted below, it may not be safe without an ad-blocker.

Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish.
Clicking the link
Your connection is not private
Attackers might be trying to steal your information from blog.com (for example, passwords, messages, or credit cards). Learn more about this warning
net::ERR_CERT_DATE_INVALID
TLDR: update your cert.


The plant at the center of the research, threecorner milkvetch, is a rare species in the pea family that is under consideration for listing under the Endangered Species Act.

Walter, Jeff Dunham’s puppet.


his iconic voiceover work in the “Jimmy Neutron” franchise – bringing fan-favorite Sheen Estevez to life in the 2001 film “Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius” and in 59 episodes of “The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius.”
Among his other credits … the movie “Barnyard” and its accompanying TV series “Back at the Barnyard”; both “Happy Feet” movies; “Marmaduke”; both “Rio” movies; and the live-action sitcom “Mr. Box Office,” just to name a few.


They will let A.I. resolves disputes, just like YouTube does.
/s
or is it /s?
'T" is in the first row. A t should be revealed in the second row for that answer.
Your pretty polly might cost a pretty penny.
A pretty penny.


I think they’re going to need to back pedal some ideas. Ideas that are “for your benefit” such as, your user folder linked to one drive (so you’ll always have a backup) is also a cash-grab (“oh, you only have 5 GB of space. We’ll sell you more!”). This needs to be opt-in.
Windows 7’s market share has surprisingly increased to about 9.61% in 2025. This rise is likely due to users hesitating to upgrade to Windows 11 as support for Windows 10 is ending.
You can say that’s only 10%, but how much is that in lost revenue?
… Ah, here we go
Shake it, shake, shake it (uh, oh), shake it, shake, shake it
Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it, shake it (uh, oh)
Shake it like a Polaroid picture, (hey ya)…