





It’s a long story.
Oh man those guys can be nasty.
One time a blue heron bit my dick.


It’s okay they had premarital sex like five minutes before.
I’ll be fine as a big, intelligent and good looking virgin.
So what’s the half-off coupon for the U-Haul truck for?


Some of us live our best pony life everyday.


Are you the shitpost police?
Gatekeeping the shit people can post?
Literally the first rule is ‘anything and everything goes.’

I’m gonna give you two dollars to fuck off.


PonyOS or bust.
Hahahaha a lesbian rushing into a relationship joke.
Fuck that’s fresh and hilarious.
I think the grammar is correct but I don’t like it one bit.

This is the same man after years of marijuana abuse.
Do you still think it’s funny?


I’ve always known Benzedrine as bennies.


I don’t get why NATO can’t bend its rules a bit and let Ukraine in.
Stop fucking around and end this.


Oh man I’m gonna need like five more coffees before I’ll understand that.


I’m sorry but I’m still not picking up what you’re putting down.


What?


I’ve definitely had better horse meat.


I do the amount that fits between my thumb and index finger when I hold them in a circle per person.


Let me guess;
Super cool and reasonable guy?
Same with people who crop artist’s names out of comics.