If your cat is breaking the skin, you’ve got a problem.
My hand usually ends up scratched to hell and back, but only surface, never breaking skin because I’ve taught my fur baby what’s too much and what’s okay for play. Also helps that I keep her toe knives clipped. No regrets, I love a cat that likes to play
Yeah, it’s just life advice. No memes here
How poetic
You reap what you sow I guess
With what army exactly?
Option 3: UFOs are using technology that we don’t have an understanding of
I wish we lived in a society where the common belief was that a rising tide lifts all ships, instead of this pull yourself up by your bootstraps rugged individualism nonsense.
Funny thing about that one, the original meaning of that bootstrap idiom was to mean basically impossible, and yet it’s used about as unironically as trickle down economics was
For many, they get the air quotes
And this is why some people are voluntarily living in their cars, you can’t save for shit when rent eats 2/3 of your paycheck
And have bad skin?
I’d rather look fabulous with anxiety on the side
Excellent news! Now I need to find a Linux distro that has fractional scaling built in so I can see stuff on my giant screen for everything else not in Firefox
Privacy concerns aside, saying the glasses are literally useless is
My eyes glazed over as soon as I read this much.
Nothing you say after this matters for a device purpose built for non consensual and inconspicuous invasion of privacy
Hey, stop spying through my window!
This is one of the better variants of this meme, lol
Pink pill is literally the infinite money glitch, I don’t see how there’s any other choice here
That’s just what it costs when you already have health insurance.
Ask me how I know
When the ER costs $3k you should probably portion that Mac’n’cheese
My mom’s laptop just physically broke and is unrepairable, so I don’t have to do the whole thing you did for yours.
I’m a little bit relieved, because I’m not sure I love my mom as much as you do…
I’m available for tech support whenever she needs
If cats don’t normally sit on your lap and you are okay with cheating, buy a heated blanket
Ah so 4chan is back
What do they care? They’re already breaking all kinds of laws, not having a license isn’t going to stop any of them