Just like straight capitalists, he doesn’t care about the politics of the people that are using his service as long as he gets their money.

For me it’s the Starship Troopers rifftrax that is infinitely rewatchable.

“We’d like to talk to you for a few minutes about diabeetus.”

Beat me to the punch, TBW looks fun as hell!

Like the fact that this says “Like Scoob where did you go?” instead of “Like Scooby-doo, where are you?” feels like a missed opportunity.

It’s probably mostly satire at this point now that it got well known. womp womp.

Love a lady sportin’ some bush.

Lenin’s first name was actually “Vidalia.”

The international community let the US take Iraq with basically zero evidence. Two tankers is small potatoes in comparison, really.

Out here leaking my meal plan.

Ding fries are done ding fries are done ding fries are done…

who use onion slices as dippers in humus with ungodly garlic ratios

I feel personally attacked.

The no ventilation at all is *chef’s kiss

Also really loving the half-ass hot glue and staple job where there’s no structure beyond “this needs a staple somewhere.”

10/10 junkbox

cuttlefish.

Does it matter if they don’t get a tax break? They’re still generally billion dollar companies.

In my town there’s mostly Safeways, which are owned by Albertsons, which is owned by Cerberus Capital Management, which has something like $65 billion in assets and a net worth of $3 billion. I don’t give a flying fuck if they don’t get a tax break, they could just make the fucking donations on behalf of their fucking customers since they have so much god damned money.

EDIT: Albertsons gets 34 million weekly customers. That’s around 1.7 billion yearly customers. They could make a dollar donation for every customer for a year and still be worth 1.3 billion.

Hey I met me a nasty girl, she say “Taquil, you insatiable,” I don’t know what that means but I take the pull.

Honestly, this was my first exposure to Killer Mike long before Run the Jewels.

Operation Bad Habit is a go!

This is missing the dry cleaning coupon!

Which arguably is the reason anyone kept this when it showed up in their mail boxes. “Ooh, 25% off!”

Mao Say “Clean!”