Mild May my ass. It was fucking 87F today in the pacific northwest. May 1st was 81F.

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Goblin mode makes its entrance

Lies, I still listen to dirtbag punk music like FIDLAR, the Mean Jeans, and Lambrini Girls.

Similarly, math noise rock seems to be alive and well with those weird polka-dotted fellows Angine de Poitrine and electronic noise rock groups like Black Dresses.

Anamanaguchi was also back with a rock soundtrack for the new Scott Pilgrim games, more good rock tracks that aren’t strictly metal.

Jeeves apparently was classier than that all the way until the end.

Brolder Brother
Book of Brobadiah
Brocephus
Brobituary
Bropinionated
Bropium Den
Broverdose
Bropulence
Broral sex
Brorwellian

Who gets bored when you can hunt poor people for sport?

There’s already a lot of evidence that the majority of the economy is currently functioning off the economic activity of the upper 10% of society. That 10% accounts for 50% of all economic activity. They just want to take it a step further.

See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes! And if they didn’t fuck the assholes, you know what you’d get? You’d get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

Look if this dick can fuck all those assholes at Blackrock I’m cool with it.

NYT helping Anthropic overhype their new model

Great aesthetic. Waiting for the second time the fashion comes around in about 10-15ish more years. Fashion usually gets better second time around.

I’m getting a 503 forbidden, unable to load video. Any way you can post a link to the actual tweet on xcancel or something?

I’ve been saying it a lot lately, we finally built a computer that’s as unreliable as a human. I’m pretty sure that’s not a good thing.

Also Xbox controllers have garbage ass build quality. Valve seems to make pretty solid hardware. The only one I see as comparable is the PS5 dualsense controller, but it’s still missing some things like the extra buttons. It has a touchpad, but just one, and it’s not optimally placed, imho.

Cory Doctorow still uses pgp if you email him, I think his key is on his website, IIRC

Bill Hicks always had the best bit about this.

For England, James?

It’s a standout because you get the normal “for whatever reason Sean Bean’s character always has to die” but you get him dying not once but twice in the film.

Obligatory.

Trump again proves he’s faster than other Presidents at making quagmires. The best quagmires you’ve ever seen!