“Damn and blast British Telecom,” shouted Dirk, the words coming easily from force of habit.

-Douglas Adams, Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency, 1987

I’m glad BT is still keeping the tradition of being absolutely rubbish alive.

Why are you going 60 on a city road where there is foot traffic? Because Hitler.

Every major character is wearing invincible plot armor as well.

There’s just no stakes.

While we fixed Medicaid and made it so that the poorest are covered with no costs, the same can’t be said of Medicare, from what I have seen.

So even if they made it that far… Could they even afford it?

I’d love someone to show me that I am wrong. My mother makes barely $1300 a month from her social security and a lot of that money goes to paying Medicare costs. Even with the “Extra Help” program.

No fair, you changed the outcome by measuring it!

That’s what I usually tell women once I have them in bed.

I get tut-tutted by other Linux nerds for this a lot, but I think Linux is impersonal in a different way because it simply demands more of the user. Sure, it gives freedom, but that freedom comes with responsibility, and a lot of people just are like “ain’t nobody got time for that!” Which I think is a valid way to feel.

They pulled down the Bolivian President’s plane just on the mere suspicion thet Edward Snowden was on board.

The flight was rerouted to Austria when Italy, France, and Spain denied the flight access to their airspace.

So we know it’s possible.

USA:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5jGyy2qL84&t=43s

Just like straight capitalists, he doesn’t care about the politics of the people that are using his service as long as he gets their money.

For me it’s the Starship Troopers rifftrax that is infinitely rewatchable.

“We’d like to talk to you for a few minutes about diabeetus.”

Beat me to the punch, TBW looks fun as hell!

Like the fact that this says “Like Scoob where did you go?” instead of “Like Scooby-doo, where are you?” feels like a missed opportunity.

It’s probably mostly satire at this point now that it got well known. womp womp.

Love a lady sportin’ some bush.

Lenin’s first name was actually “Vidalia.”

The international community let the US take Iraq with basically zero evidence. Two tankers is small potatoes in comparison, really.

Out here leaking my meal plan.