The only people who still vote for them are watching network television all day, every day while their brain matter slowly drips out of their ears.

Artificial muppet

You wouldn’t download a virus.

Oh, wait

Sure but what if they take your boot gun AND your butt gun? What then??

The ashtray is a safety feature.

Nerds

First page of results:

• “Try google, loser. -leetfurry1 jan 7 2013”

• 19 ads for random products.

Fuck this shit

Stupid dildo

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

Clickbait

Do the white house and maralago please

Its explicit.

Sounds like a single spreadsheet would have done the job.

Wouldnt it be funny if it added a bunch of fake names to pad the list?

MORE BEEFCAKE!

Fake and gay

Is it RFK?

How many new ones opened

DOES MS RACHEL CONSUME HUMMUS?