AAAAUUURRGHHH NOOooooo…
Oh divines have mercy, our Great city is horribly designed! How did i not realize this before?!
I- I can’t go on like this, the knowledge of how suboptimal it all is gnaws at my very soul… To the depths with adventuring, i must join the civil council and rectify this atrocity.

KDE plasma: A random contributor helped implement a nice little feature that somehow makes you 20% more attractive, nice!

Windows: We’ve killed your cat and replaced it with an AI-generated version that will forever occupy a fourth of your screen.

but that’s just reinventing boxers

maybe i’m just weird but if i’m not wearing underwear my jewels uncomfortably hang down the leg. Much more comfortable to have a lose cup of fabric keeping them slightly contained.

an entire slice of hamburger cheese? fucking bougie

the blocks are 20% plastic by mass

you can however install Private Lock from f-droid (or directly from github if that’s your jam), which does that stuff automatically when the phone gets shaked/dropped:
https://f-droid.org/en/packages/com.wesaphzt.privatelock/

Still not as good but at least it’s automatic, and afaik in many jurisdictions cops can only force you to unlock it with biometrics, and absolute worst case it makes things slighly more annoying for them so they might give up.

frankly just relieved they didn’t get turbocancer

…though they might just develop normal cancer, we’ll just have to wait and see

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjWdXxWT8z4

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fucking axess TV that’s just random orchestras half the time

so… what difference does it make?

also it’s not like other vegetables have the energy density of plutonium, aside from the starchy stuff most vegetables have precisely the amount of calories that’s good for you.

don’t worry, we’re doing our best to literally make it true via cars and architecture.

you can have any colour you like, so long as it’s grayscale or maybe red.

you know what also makes you cool? wearing a cowboy hat and chewing on straws of grass

also also: fucking up your lungs makes exercising harder, especially cardio which helps a lot with raising the flag

while “sabbath mode” does indeed seem to be real, i cannot imagine this is something that sees any serious amount of usage, and i’d imagine most rabbis would tell you it’s kind of silly because the point of sabbath is to not do work, and these appliances specifically exist so we don’t have to do work.

If you start considering “putting food in the microwave and turning a dial to start it” as violating sabbath, you quite obviously then also can’t go around turning door handles or using keys, or taking on/off clothes, or filling a glass of water, etc etc etc

this is why i stick to cheapo devices unless there’s a specific feature in expensive ones that i want: they generally achieve the low cost by making a minimum viable product, which thus lacks all the complex nonsense and is often pretty repairable as a bonus.

Power dial, time dial. All a microwave or an air fryer needs.

what do you mean you don’t want an LLM built into the kernel that controls the scheduler?