This is freaking me out.

I just read Salad Fingers’ Wikipedia from a reddit link, which brought me to the first episode. Then I come here for a cleanse and here he is again.

I’m awake in a fever dream.

Just like everything else in America. Performative, over the top and slow.

That hose would have been straighter going over the car.

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I’m a 46 year old manager in a company that trades €25m per year and I have already told my boss not to expect my presence for at least a week when this comes out.