Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]

Stopping construction on The Climate Destroying Machine is bad for investors. Think of the jobs lost by that. Not to mention all the jobs we already lost by closing The Child Grinder Factory.

I’ma be real with you, friend: Frozen Mania has been over for ages. My former daughter who was obsessed with blue princess dresses back then is a grown-ass man now.

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Nate does stink real good, not gonna lie.

Hey friend, I know the address of your red pineapple off by heart. Don’t worry, I won’t doxx you, of course.

I have a little red notebook that has everybody I care about’s phone numbers and addresses and email addresses in it in the drawer in my kitchen. If you aren’t important enough for me to go get the little red notebook from the kitchen, then I probably also don’t care if I can contact you ever.

Ooooh, you forgot to say ‘Um, Actually…’ so we cannot award you the point. Any other toddlers posing as anarchists can buzz in now to steal.

Hell yeah! All states are awful, bed time is authoritarian, and green vegetables are fascist.

Ok but what if they made the snoot droop?

Yeah, yeah, we’ve all seen the Time Knife.

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Cuba is starving because Fidel pulled a Stalin, and turned all the island’s crops into a giant cigar and he smoked it in front of them.

You’ll get there eventually.

gonna fire up good ol’ roger wilco for voice chat I guess

It’s Justin Trudeau’s arm at a Halloween party.

This is FlakesBongler stolen valor. You send that post right back, or so help me!

Maduro was a real authoritarian totalitarian tyrannical despotic autocratic dictator, but the way they removed him from power was just so uncivil. I am a very serious liberal and I am very smart and people like me.

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Where would you place these on the d4 alignment chart?