

I stood up wrong. 


I stood up wrong. 


They’re really only used in emergencies when you don’t have access to the usual Ninja weapons like nunchuks or lasers.


For the uninitiated, that is the process by which one folds a greased up Frisbee in half and jams it down their throat until they die.


She also gets a bonus spell, regardless of class, for weather prediction. When her fingies hurt, it’s gonna rain.


Good morning, sweetie! We had all this extra enchanted metal, so I knit together this efreeti chainmail while you were taking a long rest. I hope you like it!
Please tell the grandbabies to drop me a sending stone! I miss them!


Posted from your iPhone. Heh! Gotcha. 


This probably doesn’t require an explicit content warning—since killing Nazis is what it says on the tin—but whoa, G.I. Robot sure does turn 32 Nazis into Good Nazis in an extremely graphic fashion.
Especially your sandals.
I can tell you that’s Alex Hirsch on the stage, who fought tooth-and-nail against Disney just to let him have two characters who are Definitely Just Roommates in Gravity Falls.
Don’t know when it was taken, though. He’s had a lot of similar slides of demonic Mickey Mouse at several different panels over the years. It might have been at a convention in Mexico a few years back?
edit: found it. It was at Festival Pixelatl in Guadalajara three years ago.


Stripe handles the actual card details, while Cape only receives the token, which cannot be mapped to your real credit card number.
Good thing the founding financiers of Stripe, Cape, and Palantir aren’t the same person.


Um, actually! 
The crew didn’t blow up instantly at all, at that exact moment! They spent another three minutes falling back to Earth, where they blew up instantly upon hitting the surface! 


Meanwhile in indie land, I just tried to cheat my way through a Chapter 3 minigame in Deltarune, and Toby Fox himself showed up in his dogsona to blow up the game and make me start the minigame over.
This is the extent to which anti-cheat measures should go.


High level summary: A bunch of nerds got into a slapfight about who’s project is less secure, or who’s project is run by the feds. Some guys got doxxed or swatted, a few stepped away from their projects and left social media, and that’s about where we are today. It’s largely a bunch of clout-chasing nonsense.


Huh! I had no idea. Thank you!


Could you elaborate on that? I’m not up to date on FOSS / open source licensing.


I store my master password on a sticky note attached to the bottom of my desktop’s power supply. Easily accessible if I were to die, but sufficiently secure that if it were physically compromised I would have significantly worse problems on my hands.


As somebody who once worked at an ISP: they absolutely do that, and it isn’t illegal. In fact, ISP’s host many of Ookla’s speedtest servers. The less infrastructure your test needs to go through, the better the results will be—there’s nothing faster than a network that’s communicating with itself.


What? Where? I haven’t seen an ad in Firefox since Carter was president.
Where would you place these on the d4 alignment chart?