Also

Go on…

Bing has its uses

Porn?

Oh fucking finally

We’re gonna need to bring Bubba in to evaluate…

Let F be a geometric object and let C be the set of counterexamples.

F is a True Fractal ⟺ F satisfies all properties P₁, P₂, …, Pₙ

Where for each counterexample c ∈ C that satisfies P₁…Pₙ: Define Pₙ₊₁ := “is not like c”

The definition recurses infinitely as new counterexamples emerge.

Corollary: Coastlines exhibit fractal properties at every scale… except they don’t, because [insert new property], except that’s also not quite right because [insert newer property], except actually [insert even newer property]…

□ (no true scotsman continues fractally)

Some infinites are larger than other infinites.

Isn’t this how some people at like, a very high level, were communicating??

Like it wasn’t in excel, but they had an e-mail account which they both had access to, and would just edit drafts back and forth instead of sending.

How do you know Kelly Rowland isn’t just texting back and forth with a high level CIA operative and is engaging in quality opsec?

Imagine this guy:

mixed 50/50 with this guy:

Please, no one actually fuck James Carville, ever.

Vinegar daddy:

Hmm. I still play but I heard the new one was a disaster so I haven’t bothered with the new one.

we should pop tires of iCE agents illegally kidnapping people.

To shreds you say?

The pebbi is heroin

I feel like we just need to make the most absurdist fucking bets at this point.

like that actually Barron is Putins kid and that Trump has a micropenis and one ball

Bill Clinton: