Water?

Teach a racoon to rob a gun store…

This is ridiculously untrue and confuses too much of what matters for food

I mean that’s where my MiL started (on the right) and after many years of work she’s now firmly to the left of Bernie and AOC, but not quite at the “armed minorities are harder to oppress” stage. Maybe by the end of summer …

I mean… sort of not entirely. It really comes down to how much money you’ll need to complete the transaction versus how much the lender is willing to give you versus asking price/offer, and other details like points mortgage insurance etc…

Even then it ends up being a map of where roads are vs where they aren’t. And people are where the roads are.

No shit right?

I’d pay you to shit my hand in a drawer if it meant I didn’t have to use atlassian

I was thinking Farenheight 451

I just imagine them handing out some Beretta 9mm’s to some lab technicians who typically work with ice cores or something and them being told “You’re getting sent to Seattle. Find this guy”

That’ll get you killed on my beach.

Biggest issue is keiki and tourists crowding the seals when they come on shore to take pictures, and the seals get nervous and head back into the water. But sometimes you get local kine just as disrespectful.

But also…

Special agents with the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration arrested Igor Mykhaylovych Lytvynchuk near Seattle

wut…

I said small, like to a Wendys one town over.

Oh you know he didnt have to throw his special gifts away…,

The times I’ve seen him been strongly anti-government, it’s mostly been against regulations

He spent the better part of a half decade whining about NYC regulations around stolen property that he was not in compliance with, ultimately to pick up stakes and move to Texas to become more solidly focused on his role as influencer. Now I think they’ve changed but, they very very much had their roots in a more anti-regulatory sentiment, at least when they were actively running their repair shop in NYC. They would constantly go on rants about how bad NYC was and how it was all the “governments” fault.

I’ve never been a Rossmann fan, but I respect their advocacy. I’ve always found them to be far too aligned with ‘anti-government’/ ‘pro-capitalist’ ideology, and far far too whiny about government regulation. So long as they stay focused on consumer rights and advocacy, I do see them as a useful ally. But they’ve historically been someone I cast a sly eye against.

Finding these three outside of a dumpster…

You could ebay them and afford a small vacation

Listen, I’m not here to impress a mentally ill child. But also no.

ftfy.

specifically Chinese women … people said that they had a vaginal canal that was like a corkscrew and it was really hard to get in there.

I think thats a uh… duck.