Missing the only thing that’s stopping you is you not being able to think of a lie? Not the possible health concerns? Or Possible Pain can you even imagine pissing continuously for like 3 minutes straight and it’s just a burning sensation in your tip? Or if it eroded away at the inner walls of ur wee wee?

I’m right about everything I have no flaws I am morally righteous in every way 😌

Dude same, except i was a sleep over and when my friend went to sleep i stayed up and got off to it

This genuinely made me question my life. What divine intervention thought it was necessary for me to read this? How will this benefit me or my fellow man? Why? Why? WHY!?

When my balls turn red, run.

Yeah I’m going to need an extra extra large.

(Im lying)

Im wearing Funyuns underwear rn.

Hey man, look on the bright side, even though we are snatching cougers, you can have our femboys. Law of equivalent exchange.

Is this gooner bait?

Become a monk instead.

What if you have three butt cheeks?

Hey, that wasn’t the wind. I saw that, leave yo mamas undies alone

The earty is round but hollow, holes at the north and south pole, leading to agartha, where the black stone sit at the center.

I wanna learn hiw to dox! So i can scare the little shits that are way better than me at video games