3:1 and slowly add heat to get your cookies

1. Buy as much coçaine as you can
2. Stir up with baking soda
3. Put in the oven @450 for 30 minutes
4. Taste for donéness (add sugar if you like)
5. Sell whatever is left from you 3 day crack binge with a healthy profit margin
6. ??? ⁷. Repeat

That cord is too short. It has to be 50ft minimum so you can walk around and into the living room taking out anything on the counters.

I feel like Kafka style writing on the wall helps the medicine go down should be enough to poison. First half is what you want to say, then veer off the road in to candyland.