It might have been funny 10,000 years ago when it was first told. Now it’s just something your fox news watching uncle says to your hippy cousin every Thanksgiving with a smug grin on his face.
It might have been funny 10,000 years ago when it was first told. Now it’s just something your fox news watching uncle says to your hippy cousin every Thanksgiving with a smug grin on his face.
Will not eating veggies save them? Or are they dying for other reasons?


Now if they’re deaf tests on the other hand…
You should crosspost this to a boomer humor community, I’m sure they’d love it.


I got laid off and needed something to do.
Isn’t this just a mortgage without the equity?
Have to steal a flatbed first
Oh man, that lettuce has been in there for hours!
That and “The Circle” were actually prequels.


Did you hit your head? Do we need to call someone for you?
Or, like, a mouth or something.


Almost like social sites arent monolithic, and different people can be outraged by different things!
She got other holes.


Neither do audiences. There’s still original movies in theaters, they just don’t do as well as sequels, remakes, and adaptations.


I mean, at least you can.
Don’t cry for me, we are already luminous beings, not this crude matter…