[meme where the hero pulls the mask off the tied-up Firefox’s head, revealing Safari]

Linux: “We’re dropping support for this device because we’re fairly sure we had the last one in existence and it just died.”

Debian. Several reasons:

• It’s trustworthy.
• It’s not going anywhere. Debian existed when I was a kid and it’ll probably still exist when I draw my last breath.
• I know how to use it, since, once again, I’ve been using it since I was a kid.
• It has all the desktop environments.
• It fully supports systemd. I do not miss the unreliability, slowness, and complexity of what came before that. (Normally I wouldn’t mention this, but your former distro of choice exists solely for the purpose of not having systemd, so it’s relevant this time.)

Hate is mainstream politics now, sadly. So yes, not hating is political as well.